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The Mandate of Heaven
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The Mandate of Heaven
The Mandate of Heaven - Google it



THE TRAIN TO WUHAN!

World's richest 2,000 people hold more than poorest 4.6 billion combined: Oxfam



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THE TRUE STORY...




Guess what is inside angel's envelope 





Randi's Head 


For further clarification of the events of 9/11: 


THE TYPICAL ATHEIST STRAWMAN ARGUMENT:  




OUR RESPONSE:  




It was only a question of time before this crap would trigger full-scale divine retaliation. 

We love it when atheists fulfil prophecy: 




You can thank RANDI! 

Now for some SYMBOLIC TWO-DIMENSIONAL ANALYSIS! 

On the TIMELINE: 

0 min 33 sec Randi in the RED SHIRT – signifying the *bl..dy deed* that is about to happen. 

1 min 18 sec Banachek talks about respect for the claimant and then they mock “these kind” of people in the final part. 

3 min 20 sec The test of the power bracelet that increases a person’s energy and balance. Notice our challenge is all about POWER & BALANCE, proving the existence of a HIGHER POWER. 

5 min 15 sec TEST BEGINS. Skeptics one by one stand in CRUCIFIXION POSE. 

1 hr 10 min 21 sec Test is ended in failure. 

1 hr 10 min 30 sec Request is made to make change to the PROTOCOL. 

1 hr 10 min 51 sec Applause is made by all those who wanted him to fail from the very beginning. 

1 hr 25 min 39 sec Now they talk about the Nightline clip that was filmed in Manhattan, also the scene of the 9/11 event. 

1hr 28 min 42 sec They talk about make-shift tests. They think that because no one can win the prize that psychic phenomena does not exist. 

1 hr 29 min 45 sec Banachek says “the majority of ‘these’ people.” A contemptuous reference that occurs repeatedly. 

1 hr 31 min 53 sec The reference to envelopes. Remember the 911 in Angel’s envelope! 

1 hr 37 min 11 sec Swiss says he is not worried about a paranormal event happening. Little does he know what is actually taking place. 

1 hr 39 min 50 sec The mocking of SPIRITS! 

1 hr 40 min 27 sec Reference made to the TERROR of witnessing a supernatural event, i.e, the blood leaving the face. 

1 hr 41 min 15 sec Reference to “these people” once again. 

1 hr 41 min 40 sec Belief in the supernatural is claimed to be a psychological defence mechanism to cope with reality. Swiss talks about how desperate the psychics become when debunked. Little does he know what is happening to the skeptics! 

1 hr 42 min 11 sec WHEN PROPHECY SUCCEEDS! KABOOM… 

A OR B – A veiled reference to the pseudodemocratic American political process, which they don’t have a clue in the world about… 

now you know the origins of the “ATHEIST STRAWMAN” 


The last item was placed there just for you, Randi... 


ENJOY THE...




AATTTTAAACK!

Under Construction: 

WATCH THE PROCESS 



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#2
RE: The Mandate of Heaven
Okay... Just a fair warning. This needs to be way more coherent, and a lot shorter, ideally, or at least more properly organized, if so long, if you want a serious response from anyone.

Right now, it looks like you copy & pasted this cluster fuck from your favorite Christian forum as if you're hoping from huge "gotcha" moment. A la, checkmate, atheists!
If you're frightened of dying, and you're holding on, you'll see devils tearing your life away. But if you've made your peace, then the devils are really angels, freeing you from the Earth.
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#3
RE: The Mandate of Heaven
your response does not matter...
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#4
RE: The Mandate of Heaven
Mine does.

Read the rules, particularly the 30/30 rule.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#5
RE: The Mandate of Heaven
They legalize weed - and what happens........
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#6
RE: The Mandate of Heaven
I predict this one has the life expectancy of an arthritic mouse at an owl convention.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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#7
RE: The Mandate of Heaven
funny how they're more interested in what atheists think than the opinions of their own brethren
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#8
RE: The Mandate of Heaven
Who keeps shaking the asshat tree?
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#9
RE: The Mandate of Heaven
The one true response to trying to read that OP:



Comparing the Universal Oneness of All Life to Yo Mama since 2010.

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RE: The Mandate of Heaven
It's spelled with a C not an H op
"For the only way to eternal glory is a life lived in service of our Lord, FSM; Verily it is FSM who is the perfect being the name higher than all names, king of all kings and will bestow upon us all, one day, The great reclaiming"  -The Prophet Boiardi-

      Conservative trigger warning.
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