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The Mandate of Heaven

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The Mandate of Heaven
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#11
RE: The Mandate of Heaven
February 10, 2020 at 3:14 pm
Well...that was...
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”

Wiser words were never spoken. 
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#12
RE: The Mandate of Heaven
February 10, 2020 at 3:20 pm
.....heavenly?
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#13
RE: The Mandate of Heaven
February 10, 2020 at 3:45 pm
If I had a heavenly mandate, I would invite Rip Taylor.
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#14
RE: The Mandate of Heaven
February 10, 2020 at 3:47 pm
(February 9, 2020 at 6:02 am)onlinebiker Wrote: They legalize weed - and what happens........

Weed wouldn't cause that sort of crazy...probably bath salts or something equally mind destroying.
  
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#15
RE: The Mandate of Heaven
February 10, 2020 at 3:47 pm
Angel Dust.
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#16
RE: The Mandate of Heaven
February 10, 2020 at 4:19 pm
Krokodil is a hell of a drug!
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RE: The Mandate of Heaven
February 10, 2020 at 5:35 pm (This post was last modified: February 10, 2020 at 5:36 pm by Abaddon_ire.)
I have no idea what in the hell this thread even is. A Randi rant? I have no idea if the guy is even still vertical. He retired ages ago. No issue there, he was 874 years old. give the bloke a break.

I am of an age where retirement is a consideration. When the clock ticks at 65 will I stop? Hell no. I will keep bashing away until I physically cannot. We all have this one life. I intend to use it to it's fullest.

Will I succeed? Who knows, but having a go is surely far better than voluntary vegetation. All I can say for certain is that I would much rather die of a heart attack on Mount Kilimanjaro than bed sores in a cruddy nursing home.
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RE: The Mandate of Heaven
February 10, 2020 at 5:44 pm
Too bad it wasn't about the mandate of heaven, lol.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: The Mandate of Heaven
February 10, 2020 at 6:06 pm
I didn’t even know Mandarins went to heaven.

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‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: The Mandate of Heaven
February 10, 2020 at 6:30 pm
(February 10, 2020 at 6:06 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I didn’t even know Mandarins went to heaven.

Boru

Or that man dates happened in heaven.

I thought it was against the rules.
Dying to live, living to die.
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