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Keith Richards Gives Up Smoking!
February 8, 2020 at 5:52 am
Gotta be a good role model for the youngsters!
https://www.cnn.com/2020/02/07/entertain...index.html
I love the line "kind of gave up drinking".
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RE: Keith Richards Gives Up Smoking!
February 8, 2020 at 6:00 am
He sorta had to.
He quit breathing years ago......
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RE: Keith Richards Gives Up Smoking!
February 8, 2020 at 8:36 am
"Quitting is easy, I've done it thousands of times."
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RE: Keith Richards Gives Up Smoking!
February 19, 2020 at 6:35 am
After all he's put his body through he can survive anything so carrying on smoking won't do him any more harm!
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RE: Keith Richards Gives Up Smoking!
February 19, 2020 at 6:48 am
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I guess Mick finally found the extinguisher.
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RE: Keith Richards Gives Up Smoking!
February 19, 2020 at 7:38 am
(This post was last modified: February 19, 2020 at 7:42 am by Brian37.)
Too much of the world is unhealthy, just about everything we eat is preserved, just pick up just about any food item, read the label and it says, "Contains Keith Richards."
Little known fact, "Keith Richards was the first to be considered for the melty guy role in Terminator 2."
9 Lives cat food passed up Keith Richards as a spokes person, although they said, "Damn, that is more than 9 lives."
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RE: Keith Richards Gives Up Smoking!
February 19, 2020 at 7:45 am
Great. Now the Sun won't come up.
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RE: Keith Richards Gives Up Smoking!
February 19, 2020 at 2:18 pm
(This post was last modified: February 19, 2020 at 2:20 pm by Brian37.)
The sun looks at Keith Richards and says, " NO fucking way I am outliving that."
The universe says, "Ok, yea, big bang, dark matter, super novas, black holes, we didn't expect Keith Richards."