I need ONE good Christian...

[Gawdzilla Sama]

...to pray for end to war, poverty, hate, despair, because whatever ye pray for shall be granted.

[The Grand Nudger]

All calls are answered in the order that they're received. There's a backlog of missing keys and crucial playoff games.

[brewer]

Damn, I thought this was going to be a volcano placation thing.

[Brian37]

...to pray for end to war, poverty, hate, despair, because whatever ye pray for shall be granted.

Dear Stephen Hawking, I pray to you for hurricanes to end.

[Drich]

...to pray for end to war, poverty, hate, despair, because whatever ye pray for shall be granted.

Do you have any idea the cost of that would be?

This would mean, you want God's kingdom to come, here to earth and the earth was to be ruled as if were heaven..

which means the wicked and the evil and even just the sinful will have to be removed.

what are you and your boyfriend going to do when God rounds up all unrepentant sinners?

[Gawdzilla Sama]

...to pray for end to war, poverty, hate, despair, because whatever ye pray for shall be granted.

Do you have any idea the cost of that would be?

This would mean, you want God's kingdom to come, here to earth and the earth was to be ruled as if were heaven..

which means the wicked and the evil and even just the sinful will have to be removed.

what are you and your boyfriend going to do when God rounds up all unrepentant sinners?

Laugh and point.

[arewethereyet]

The idea of an eternity with the likes of Drich sounds positively dreadful.

[Drich]

Do you have any idea the cost of that would be?

This would mean, you want God's kingdom to come, here to earth and the earth was to be ruled as if were heaven..

which means the wicked and the evil and even just the sinful will have to be removed.

what are you and your boyfriend going to do when God rounds up all unrepentant sinners?

Laugh and point.

no I said what will YOU and YOUR BOYFRIEND be doing? I know what I will be doing..

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The idea of an eternity with the likes of Drich sounds positively dreadful.

that's my point for the unsaved..

if God get's rid of ALL evil, he's in for a penny and a pound.

[Brian37]

...to pray for end to war, poverty, hate, despair, because whatever ye pray for shall be granted.

Do you have any idea the cost of that would be?

This would mean, you want God's kingdom to come, here to earth and the earth was to be ruled as if were heaven..

which means the wicked and the evil and even just the sinful will have to be removed.

what are you and your boyfriend going to do when God rounds up all unrepentant sinners?

This wins the most boneheaded fucked up logic in not only internet history, but human history.

If you are "all powerful" what fucking cost would there be?

The only reason any god claims in human history work, is because humans want those claims to be true. If you shit, and you fart, and you pee, which all humans do, then what the fuck makes you think a sky hero isn't  watching? 

If you are going to assert an Orwellian character who knows all and sees all, and can do what he wants without a check on his power, you are not asserting thinking or freedom, but obedience.

If God can do what he wants, there is no cost. Which makes him a dictator.

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

...to pray for end to war, poverty, hate, despair, because whatever ye pray for shall be granted.

Do you have any idea the cost of that would be?

This would mean, you want God's kingdom to come, here to earth and the earth was to be ruled as if were heaven..

which means the wicked and the evil and even just the sinful will have to be removed.

what are you and your boyfriend going to do when God rounds up all unrepentant sinners?

Homophobic much?

Boru