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#3581
RE: Random Thoughts
April 5, 2020 at 1:15 pm
(April 2, 2020 at 7:23 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(April 2, 2020 at 6:19 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: They're in cold storage, in case of emergency.

Boru

Yeah, I have clones, too.

We of the Rhizomorph collective are familiar with clones. Alele breakdown has been mitigated by liberal use of mesenchymal stem cells; usually reclaimed from faulty clones...
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#3582
RE: Random Thoughts
April 5, 2020 at 1:17 pm
‘Puce’ is not a primary colour. This is a great injustice.

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‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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#3583
RE: Random Thoughts
April 5, 2020 at 8:00 pm
I once heard it said that "Achy, breaky heart" was the worst thing Billy Ray Cyrus would ever produce.

Boy, were they wrong!

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#3584
RE: Random Thoughts
April 5, 2020 at 8:15 pm
(April 5, 2020 at 8:00 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: I once heard it said that "Achy, breaky heart" was the worst thing Billy Ray Cyrus would ever produce.

Boy, were they wrong!
I bounced in a C&W joint many years ago.... We used to sing along.-

Don't smell my farts
My rankin' stankn' farts
My rankin' stank'n farts oh noo.

Somehow it seemed natural....
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#3585
RE: Random Thoughts
April 5, 2020 at 8:23 pm
(April 5, 2020 at 8:15 pm)onlinebiker Wrote:
(April 5, 2020 at 8:00 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: I once heard it said that "Achy, breaky heart" was the worst thing Billy Ray Cyrus would ever produce.

Boy, were they wrong!
I bounced in a C&W joint many years ago.... We used to sing along.-

Don't smell my farts
My rankin' stankn' farts
My rankin' stank'n farts oh noo.

Somehow it seemed natural....

You don't want to know about a friend's version of a Beatles song he called "the urinal song".

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"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#3586
RE: Random Thoughts
April 5, 2020 at 8:25 pm
Fingers have three knuckles, but thumbs have only two. Why?

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#3587
RE: Random Thoughts
April 5, 2020 at 8:31 pm
(April 5, 2020 at 8:25 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Fingers have three knuckles, but thumbs have only two. Why?

Boru

God punishing guys with small willies?

Fuck!

Now you've got me saying "willies"!

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#3588
RE: Random Thoughts
April 5, 2020 at 8:40 pm
Important information.

Nuns do NOT explode on impact.

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#3589
RE: Random Thoughts
April 5, 2020 at 9:11 pm
(April 5, 2020 at 8:40 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Important information.

Nuns do NOT explode on impact.

Depends on what they impact with.
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#3590
RE: Random Thoughts
April 6, 2020 at 5:27 am
(April 5, 2020 at 8:40 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Important information.

Nuns do NOT explode on impact.

You need more velocity.
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