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The Valkyrie Offline
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#3731
RE: Random Thoughts
April 26, 2020 at 5:13 am
(April 26, 2020 at 5:12 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(April 26, 2020 at 5:02 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: He pissed me off, so naturally I killed him.

EXACTLY!  Whether someone dies of heart disease, a gunshot, a car crash, or is terminated with extreme valkiness, it's STILL a natural cause.

Boru

We need to try that one in court.

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#3732
RE: Random Thoughts
April 26, 2020 at 5:29 am
Pissed off is better than pissed on, unless urine to that.
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#3733
RE: Random Thoughts
April 26, 2020 at 7:00 am
Did someone say shroud off urine?
i think I found it!

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#3734
RE: Random Thoughts
April 26, 2020 at 8:36 am
Remember when people thought that a common enemy would unite the species?
The scenario usually assumed that everyone on planet Earth would fall in line behind the US president.

At this point I'd seriously consider taking him out the back and asking if he wanted a blindfold...
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#3735
RE: Random Thoughts
April 26, 2020 at 8:37 am
On a dare a drunk friend once dipped his testicles in glitter.

Pretty nuts.

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#3736
RE: Random Thoughts
April 26, 2020 at 8:39 am
(April 26, 2020 at 8:37 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: On a dare a drunk friend once dipped his testicles in glitter.

Pretty nuts.

Worst disco balls EVER.

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#3737
RE: Random Thoughts
April 26, 2020 at 8:56 am
[Image: icon_quote.jpg]Mr. Greene:
At this point I'd seriously consider taking him out the back and asking if he wanted a blindfold...


Could he even operate such a complicated device?
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#3738
RE: Random Thoughts
April 26, 2020 at 9:01 am
(April 26, 2020 at 8:56 am)no one Wrote: [Image: icon_quote.jpg]Mr. Greene:
At this point I'd seriously consider taking him out the back and asking if he wanted a blindfold...


Could he even operate such a complicated device?

I suppose it depends on how long he'd have to think about it.
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#3739
RE: Random Thoughts
April 26, 2020 at 9:03 am
Even if he had 100 years to think about it, he would still be a 1,000 years off.
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#3740
RE: Random Thoughts
April 26, 2020 at 9:42 am (This post was last modified: April 26, 2020 at 9:43 am by Gawdzilla Sama.)
(April 26, 2020 at 8:36 am)Mr Greene Wrote: Remember when people thought that a common enemy would unite the species?
Klaatu, verata nicto.
(April 26, 2020 at 5:12 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(April 26, 2020 at 5:02 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: He pissed me off, so naturally I killed him.

EXACTLY!  Whether someone dies of heart disease, a gunshot, a car crash, or is terminated with extreme valkiness, it's STILL a natural cause.

Boru
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