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Hello my Godless Heathens

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Hello my Godless Heathens
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Hello my Godless Heathens
April 30, 2020 at 6:52 am
I am new.... Hi!!
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Gawdzilla Sama Offline
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RE: Hello my Godless Heathens
April 30, 2020 at 6:56 am
You're supposed to say: I swear to God I'm an atheist.
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RE: Hello my Godless Heathens
April 30, 2020 at 7:01 am
Welcome.

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RE: Hello my Godless Heathens
April 30, 2020 at 7:09 am (This post was last modified: April 30, 2020 at 7:12 am by Brian37.)
(April 30, 2020 at 6:52 am)Anarchy811 Wrote: I am new.... Hi!!

That was short and sweet. But here, we require blood samples, fingerprints, and your firstborn, and a blind loyalty to ABBA.  "ABBA" what does that have to do with anything you ask? Don't ask. It is a "Fight Club" rule, well, not really a "rule" but something other members here avoid like the plague.

Outside that, welcome. 

Hookers to the left, booze down the hallway to the right, and theists in the basement.

Be sure to barbecue kittens, record the NFL without their permission, and rip the tags off of your mattress.
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RE: Hello my Godless Heathens
April 30, 2020 at 7:14 am
And, of course, ABBA stands for Absolutely Bonkers Blonde Assholes.

But you knew that.
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RE: Hello my Godless Heathens
April 30, 2020 at 7:18 am (This post was last modified: April 30, 2020 at 7:19 am by Brian37.)
(April 30, 2020 at 7:14 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: And, of course, ABBA stands for Absolutely Bonkers Blonde Assholes.

But you knew that.

That is the last time I ask you to save my ass in a hurricane.
Oh shit, I forgot social security numbers.
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RE: Hello my Godless Heathens
April 30, 2020 at 7:25 am
(April 30, 2020 at 7:18 am)Brian37 Wrote:
(April 30, 2020 at 7:14 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: And, of course, ABBA stands for Absolutely Bonkers Blonde Assholes.

But you knew that.

That is the last time I ask you to save my ass in a hurricane.
Oh shit, I forgot social security numbers.
And PINs.
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RE: Hello my Godless Heathens
April 30, 2020 at 7:28 am
Welcome!
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






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RE: Hello my Godless Heathens
April 30, 2020 at 7:46 am
(April 30, 2020 at 7:25 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(April 30, 2020 at 7:18 am)Brian37 Wrote: That is the last time I ask you to save my ass in a hurricane.
Oh shit, I forgot social security numbers.
And PINs.

I would seriously suck at being a mafia boss.
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RE: Hello my Godless Heathens
April 30, 2020 at 7:48 am
(April 30, 2020 at 7:46 am)Brian37 Wrote:
(April 30, 2020 at 7:25 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: And PINs.

I would seriously suck at being a mafia boss.
Among other things. Razz
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