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Hello my Godless Heathens
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You're supposed to say: I swear to God I'm an atheist.
Welcome.
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‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
RE: Hello my Godless Heathens
April 30, 2020 at 7:09 am
(This post was last modified: April 30, 2020 at 7:12 am by Brian37.)
(April 30, 2020 at 6:52 am)Anarchy811 Wrote: I am new.... Hi!! That was short and sweet. But here, we require blood samples, fingerprints, and your firstborn, and a blind loyalty to ABBA. "ABBA" what does that have to do with anything you ask? Don't ask. It is a "Fight Club" rule, well, not really a "rule" but something other members here avoid like the plague. Outside that, welcome. Hookers to the left, booze down the hallway to the right, and theists in the basement. Be sure to barbecue kittens, record the NFL without their permission, and rip the tags off of your mattress.
And, of course, ABBA stands for Absolutely Bonkers Blonde Assholes.
But you knew that. RE: Hello my Godless Heathens
April 30, 2020 at 7:18 am
(This post was last modified: April 30, 2020 at 7:19 am by Brian37.)
Welcome!
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!
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