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Cliches you'd stab someone for using.
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#41
RE: Cliches you'd stab someone for using.
May 2, 2020 at 4:08 pm
"Anything is possible", I hate this phrase, it means nothing and is obviously false.
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RE: Cliches you'd stab someone for using.
May 2, 2020 at 4:25 pm
(May 2, 2020 at 4:08 pm)Mr.wizard Wrote: "Anything is possible", I hate this phrase, it means nothing and is obviously false.

Anyone who say's "anything is possible" should be forced to try to drink a fifth of tequila then impregnate a Charbray bull while wearing a red cape.


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RE: Cliches you'd stab someone for using.
May 2, 2020 at 5:17 pm
(May 2, 2020 at 4:25 pm)onlinebiker Wrote:
(May 2, 2020 at 4:08 pm)Mr.wizard Wrote: "Anything is possible", I hate this phrase, it means nothing and is obviously false.

Anyone who say's "anything is possible" should be forced to try to drink a fifth of tequila then impregnate a Charbray bull while wearing a red cape.


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Popcorn

Been there, done that. But, you know, what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.

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RE: Cliches you'd stab someone for using.
May 2, 2020 at 6:08 pm
(May 2, 2020 at 5:17 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(May 2, 2020 at 4:25 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: Anyone who say's "anything is possible" should be forced to try to drink a fifth of tequila then impregnate a Charbray bull while wearing a red cape.


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Popcorn

Been there, done that. But, you know, what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.

Boru

Not always.

Frequently that which doesn't kill you leaves you paralyzed on a ventilator in unremitting pain for the rest of your life.....


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#45
RE: Cliches you'd stab someone for using.
May 2, 2020 at 6:10 pm (This post was last modified: May 2, 2020 at 6:11 pm by The Valkyrie.)
"Work smarter not harder"

"Hi, Beccs!"

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Cliches you'd stab someone for using.
May 2, 2020 at 6:14 pm
(May 2, 2020 at 6:10 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: "Work smarter not harder"

"Hi, Beccs!"
Yup. That's a dipshit talking...

The RIGHT version is "get some work loving idiot to do it - and take a well earned vacation....."

THAT is smarter....
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#47
RE: Cliches you'd stab someone for using.
May 2, 2020 at 6:25 pm
A related one is, 'If you love what you do, you'll never "work" a day in your life.' Which is somewhat true if you're self-employed, but this doesn't take into account that most bosses are twatwaffles.

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#48
RE: Cliches you'd stab someone for using.
May 2, 2020 at 6:28 pm
"When God closes a door he opens a window. "

So jump right the fuck out that sucker.

Don't. Seriously, don't.

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#49
RE: Cliches you'd stab someone for using.
May 2, 2020 at 6:30 pm
She looks comfortable.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

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RE: Cliches you'd stab someone for using.
May 2, 2020 at 6:31 pm
"You're not really going to stab me!"

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