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Random Thoughts
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Growing up I wanted to be a homicide cop.

Imagine my disappointment to discover that meant *investigating* murders.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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I was disappointed when I became the Head Chef.




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at least you never worked in a factory packing fudge
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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Only factory I ever worked in was a cheese factory.




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Worst sounding job at a golf resort: ball washer.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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(July 19, 2020 at 6:13 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Growing up I wanted to be a homicide cop.

Imagine my disappointment to discover that meant *investigating* murders.

Come to the US. It would seem we have some openings.  Blush
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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(July 17, 2020 at 6:13 pm)masoni Wrote: What do vegan zombies eat?

GRAAAAIIINSSSS!!!!
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If you really want someone to think they're really bright, but secretly think think they're dumbasses, just say they're brighter than a kugelblitz.
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself — and you are the easiest person to fool." - Richard P. Feynman
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So this is a thing people apparently do now.

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(July 19, 2020 at 9:04 pm)masoni Wrote: So this is a thing people apparently do now.

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Not for nuttin' but dat cat looks mighty concerned.

Also rutabaga
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