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RE: Random Thoughts
July 19, 2020 at 6:13 am
(This post was last modified: July 19, 2020 at 6:13 am by The Valkyrie.)
Growing up I wanted to be a homicide cop.
Imagine my disappointment to discover that meant *investigating* murders.
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
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RE: Random Thoughts
July 19, 2020 at 6:59 am
I was disappointed when I became the Head Chef.
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RE: Random Thoughts
July 19, 2020 at 7:16 am
at least you never worked in a factory packing fudge
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RE: Random Thoughts
July 19, 2020 at 7:26 am
Only factory I ever worked in was a cheese factory.
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RE: Random Thoughts
July 19, 2020 at 7:39 am
Worst sounding job at a golf resort: ball washer.
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RE: Random Thoughts
July 19, 2020 at 10:27 am
(July 19, 2020 at 6:13 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Growing up I wanted to be a homicide cop.
Imagine my disappointment to discover that meant *investigating* murders.
Come to the US. It would seem we have some openings.
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RE: Random Thoughts
July 19, 2020 at 7:43 pm
If you really want someone to think they're really bright, but secretly think think they're dumbasses, just say they're brighter than a kugelblitz.
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