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RE: Questionnaire about life (for academic purposes)
July 22, 2020 at 10:05 pm
I swear they must think atheists are undecided because no one has approached them with the gospel of God! We are not easy pickings.
A Christian probably has more chance of converting a muslim than an atheist. We just see a naked emporer mumbling incoherently
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RE: Questionnaire about life (for academic purposes)
July 23, 2020 at 5:35 am
(July 22, 2020 at 10:05 pm)ignoramus Wrote: I swear they must think atheists are undecided because no one has approached them with the gospel of God! We are not easy pickings.
A Christian probably has more chance of converting a muslim than an atheist. We just see a naked emporer mumbling incoherently
Yeah, that's a good 'un.
'You don't believe because you haven't read the Bible!'
'Yes, I have.'
'Then you don't understand the Bible!'
'Yes, I do.'
'But you don't understand the Bible the way *I* understand the Bible!'
'Got me.'
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RE: Questionnaire about life (for academic purposes)
July 23, 2020 at 3:26 pm
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(July 21, 2020 at 10:26 pm)halos Wrote: 1. How would you define happiness? A blue esparanza pirouetting through the air
2. What qualities make a person successful in life? Invisibility, knurd and mactchinelessness
3. What qualities make a person a good person? SnowFLAAAAME!
4. Are there any absolute or objective standards of right and wrong? If so, what are they?Dancing in the disco, bumper to bumper
Wait a minute, where's me jumper?
5. At this point, what is the highest priority of your life? Slood
6. If someone asked you to explain to them your philosophy of life (what you live by), what would you say? What reasons would you give to justify your answer?Destrucity
7. What is your view concerning the existence of God or the nature of ultimate reality? What reasons would you give to justify your answer?Purple monkey diswasher. And because
8. In your view, what is the most basic or fundamental human problem?wrapping ones penis around a tree trunk.
9. Is there a solution to the most basic human problem? If so, what is it?smaller trees, duh!
10. What question do you most wish you could answer in your life?How do they get the figs in the fig rolls?
That'll learn ye.
(July 22, 2020 at 6:29 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: I'll only answer the tenth question.
The question I want answered is why, every couple of months, a Christian posts something like this on our forum under the guise of "homework", "academic purposes", or "research", when it's nothing more than a weak attempt to make us question and perhaps come to the revelation of "god!"?
Because a successful proselytisation is the only way these idiots will graduate from homeschool.
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RE: Questionnaire about life (for academic purposes)
July 28, 2020 at 1:04 am
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I want to thank you all for taking the time to share your views. It was an opportunity for me to learn more about the beliefs and thoughts outside of Christianity (like tickattack mentioned). I have posted this questionnaire on various forums to collect different views and beliefs for an assignment in school. I apologize if I have caused any confusion or discomfort. Again, I really appreciate it. God bless!
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RE: Questionnaire about life (for academic purposes)
July 28, 2020 at 7:55 am
Coward.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
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RE: Questionnaire about life (for academic purposes)
July 28, 2020 at 8:05 am
(July 28, 2020 at 1:04 am)halos Wrote: I want to thank you all for taking the time to share your views. It was an opportunity for me to learn more about the beliefs and thoughts outside of Christianity (like tickattack mentioned). I have posted this questionnaire on various forums to collect different views and beliefs for an assignment in school. I apologize if I have caused any confusion or discomfort. Again, I really appreciate it. God bless!
Wait...this was a SCHOOL ASSIGNMENT?? Well, mercy, mercy, Missus Percy. Colour me shocked.
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