Avoid the X-mas rush, hate me now.

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

IDK that you'd really want to hear them, dirty birds.

I suspect it was political, but I can’t prove it. There are hints that Da had sort of a dodgy youth and may have been on the run.

Boru

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

My parents were married in a cellar for reasons they never disclosed.

Boru

Dungeons And Dragons fans?

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Fuck you.

I think I can safely promise you that, in all the possible permutations of the multiverse, I will NEVER offer you a hot air balloon ride.

Boru

You do have empathy, you do. You love me, you know it.

Fuck you. 

Of course I have empathy. No, I don’t love you. Please take this personally: you’re simply not lovable.

Boru

[Brian37]

Dungeons And Dragons fans?

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You do have empathy, you do. You love me, you know it.

Fuck you. 

Of course I have empathy. No, I don’t love you. Please take this personally: you’re simply not lovable.

Boru

Bu, bu, bu, you are astoundingly, amazingly, adorable. 

I would take you on a hot air balloon ride. I'd stay on the ground of course, and wouldn't worry about the local safety laws for such.

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Fuck you. 

Of course I have empathy. No, I don’t love you. Please take this personally: you’re simply not lovable.

Boru

Bu, bu, bu, you are astoundingly, amazingly, adorable. 

I would take you on a hot air balloon ride. I'd stay on the ground of course, and wouldn't worry about the local safety laws for such.

Fuck you.

My reluctance to offer you a balloon ride has nothing to do with your personal comfort.

Boru

[The Grand Nudger]

LOL. My grandfather was being held on suspicion of murdering people with a claw hammer - and my grandmother was the first person he met with a faster car than his on bail.

Between you and I and Ogg and the internet...he was absolutely guilty of beating those white bread pieces of shit to death with a hammer but he insists it was a ballpeen, so they they had the facts wrong. My grandmothers overwhelming white-land-owning-indiana-ness shielded him from further scrutiny.

//and so it was that I came to be, and so it is that I don't have a single ball-peen hammer. Needless temptation.

[Brian37]

Bu, bu, bu, you are astoundingly, amazingly, adorable. 

I would take you on a hot air balloon ride. I'd stay on the ground of course, and wouldn't worry about the local safety laws for such.

Fuck you.

My reluctance to offer you a balloon ride has nothing to do with your personal comfort.

Boru

I cannot begin to tell you how broken up I am over this.

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

LOL.  My grandfather was being held on suspicion of murdering people with a claw hammer - and my grandmother was the first person he met with a faster car than his on bail.

Between you and I and Ogg and the internet...he was absolutely guilty of beating those white bread pieces of shit to death with a hammer but he insists it was a ballpeen, so they they had the facts wrong.  My grandmothers overwhelming white-land-owning-indiana-ness shielded him from further scrutiny.  

//and so it was that I came to be, and so it is that I don't have a single ball-peen hammer.  Needless temptation.

At least you’ve got the story.

Boru

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Fuck you.

My reluctance to offer you a balloon ride has nothing to do with your personal comfort.

Boru

I cannot begin to tell you how broken up I am over this.

Fuck you.

Good. Don’t feel you have to.

Boru

[Brian37]

I cannot begin to tell you how broken up I am over this.

Fuck you.

Good. Don’t feel you have to.

Boru

Daddy, daddy please don't abandon me. I promise I will eat my vegetables.

[The Grand Nudger]

At least you’ve got the story.

Boru

Right?  My grandad, bless his soul, is incapable of lying even if he should.   That's where I get owning my shit from, even when it's bad shit.  He'll pass on soon, but he really doesn't understand why he should lie about shit he did, like he didn't believe in it when he did it and wouldn't do it again, given the chance.

Him being my da made me what I am, who I am.