I am buying a Jewish Space Laser.
I'm going to call it the "Death Star of David".
I'm going to call it the "Death Star of David".
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
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 Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" 
'You poor people are so whiny...$600 is a LOT of money if you invest it wisely. Wait, no...stop...not like that...WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING...HOLY SHIT...STOPSTOPSTOP!!!!!'
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
 (January 30, 2021 at 6:47 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: I am buying a Jewish Space Laser. ![[Image: C24M4q7WgAEtjhy.jpg]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C24M4q7WgAEtjhy.jpg)
"Change was inevitable"
Nemo sicut deus debet esse! ![[Image: Canada_Flag.jpg?v=1646203843]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=cdn.shopify.com%2Fs%2Ffiles%2F1%2F0630%2F5310%2F3332%2Fproducts%2FCanada_Flag.jpg%3Fv%3D1646203843) “No matter what men think, abortion is a fact of life. Women have always had them; they always have and they always will. Are they going to have good ones or bad ones? Will the good ones be reserved for the rich, while the poor women go to quacks?” –SHIRLEY CHISHOLM 
It rained here most of last week. The soil is black clay which gets crammed into the dogs' paws and therefore ends up all over the floors. If not in wet smears, then as it dries and little clumps are deposited everywhere. It's sticky and nearly impossible to wash off the paws. I finally got the floors back to something resembling clean and now it's raining again. I sure am glad we got rid of all the carpet in the house a few years ago. <sigh>
“If you are the smartest person in the room, then you are in the wrong room.” — Confucius  (January 30, 2021 at 9:28 am)arewethereyet Wrote: It rained here most of last week. The soil is black clay which gets crammed into the dogs' paws and therefore ends up all over the floors. If not in wet smears, then as it dries and little clumps are deposited everywhere. It's sticky and nearly impossible to wash off the paws. I finally got the floors back to something resembling clean and now it's raining again. I sure am glad we got rid of all the carpet in the house a few years ago. <sigh> My ex-wife INSISTED on carpeting in the bathroom... Whatta fucking moron. Me. For marrying that numb cunt... (January 30, 2021 at 10:00 am)onlinebiker Wrote:(January 30, 2021 at 9:28 am)arewethereyet Wrote: It rained here most of last week. The soil is black clay which gets crammed into the dogs' paws and therefore ends up all over the floors. If not in wet smears, then as it dries and little clumps are deposited everywhere. It's sticky and nearly impossible to wash off the paws. I finally got the floors back to something resembling clean and now it's raining again. I sure am glad we got rid of all the carpet in the house a few years ago. <sigh> Was the opposite here...when we had to have the house repaired after the hail storm in 2016 I fought and fought with husband to not have carpet anywhere. “If you are the smartest person in the room, then you are in the wrong room.” — Confucius (January 30, 2021 at 10:19 am)arewethereyet Wrote:(January 30, 2021 at 10:00 am)onlinebiker Wrote: My ex-wife INSISTED on carpeting in the bathroom... Smart move. That is why they make slippers and throw rugs. To keep your feet warm and clean... Nothing more disgusting than walking barefoot on a smelly, sticky carpet. 
Thirty-six people is definitely too many for a threesome.
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Just ran a quick errand and Robert Palmer's "Addicted to Love" played on the radio. It made me chuckle to myself. The video came out before my son was born but when he was young (10ish maybe) he would run to the TV if he heard a Palmer song come on and it had nothing to do with the music. I knew at that point he was into girls.
“If you are the smartest person in the room, then you are in the wrong room.” — Confucius  (January 30, 2021 at 9:28 am)arewethereyet Wrote: It rained here most of last week. The soil is black clay which gets crammed into the dogs' paws and therefore ends up all over the floors. If not in wet smears, then as it dries and little clumps are deposited everywhere. It's sticky and nearly impossible to wash off the paws. I finally got the floors back to something resembling clean and now it's raining again. I sure am glad we got rid of all the carpet in the house a few years ago. <sigh> I was sick a lot when we first bought this house. We had the carpets cleaned something like 6 times, by ourselves and professionally. But that never got the cat smell out, and our little dogs were still peeing everywhere. I'm badly allergic to cats, and we finally had the carpets removed and hard floors put in. No more sickness, just like that. Vacuuming a hardwood floor is a snap.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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