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RE: joke time
February 9, 2021 at 5:55 am
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RE: joke time
February 9, 2021 at 4:05 pm
You can tell an ant's sex by putting it in water. If it sinks, it's a girl ant. If it floats, buoyant.

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#4453
RE: joke time
February 9, 2021 at 4:13 pm
(February 9, 2021 at 4:05 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: You can tell an ant's sex by putting it in water. If it sinks, it's a girl ant. If it floats, buoyant.

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If it flies away rapidly it's a propellant.
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RE: joke time
February 9, 2021 at 4:14 pm
(February 9, 2021 at 4:13 pm)onlinebiker Wrote:
(February 9, 2021 at 4:05 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: You can tell an ant's sex by putting it in water. If it sinks, it's a girl ant. If it floats, buoyant.

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If it flies away rapidly it's a propellant.

Well played, sir...well played.  Smile

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RE: joke time
February 9, 2021 at 4:17 pm
(February 9, 2021 at 4:14 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(February 9, 2021 at 4:13 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: If it flies away rapidly it's a propellant.

Well played, sir...well played.  Smile

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RE: joke time
February 9, 2021 at 4:17 pm
(February 9, 2021 at 4:13 pm)onlinebiker Wrote:
(February 9, 2021 at 4:05 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: You can tell an ant's sex by putting it in water. If it sinks, it's a girl ant. If it floats, buoyant.

Boru

If it flies away rapidly it's a propellant.

And if there are a bunch of dead ants, the Pink Panther did it.

(Obscure joke from when I was a kid).

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RE: joke time
February 9, 2021 at 4:39 pm
(February 9, 2021 at 4:17 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(February 9, 2021 at 4:13 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: If it flies away rapidly it's a propellant.

And if there are a bunch of dead ants, the Pink Panther did it.

(Obscure joke from when I was a kid).

That's the tune where people stomp around, "Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant!"
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RE: joke time
February 9, 2021 at 5:38 pm
And if they bite - they become an irritant..
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RE: joke time
February 9, 2021 at 5:42 pm
And after election time, it's governmant.

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RE: joke time
February 9, 2021 at 5:44 pm
(February 9, 2021 at 4:39 pm)Fireball Wrote:
(February 9, 2021 at 4:17 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: And if there are a bunch of dead ants, the Pink Panther did it.

(Obscure joke from when I was a kid).

That's the tune where people stomp around, "Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant!"

Mother fucker. The clips I can find of "Revenge Of The Nerds" during the "Greek Games" there was one frat that made a joke about this. The ones I can find of that short clip in that movie won't fit this format.
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