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**The Valkyrie** · January 25, 2022 at 2:59 pm

"Sarge, I have a murder case here. A lady just shot her husband for stepping on a floor she had just mopped."

"Have you arrested her?"

"No. The floor's still wet."

**arewethereyet** · January 25, 2022 at 3:02 pm

(January 25, 2022 at 2:10 pm)Darinda Wrote: Went for a walk past a farm with my new girlfriend and we saw dogs mating.

She said: "How does the male know when the female is ready for sex?"
I replied: "He can smell she is ready. That's how nature works."

We then walked past a sheep field and the ram was mating the ewe.
Again my girlfriend asked: "How does the ram knew when the ewe is ready for sex?"

I replied: "It's nature. He can smell she is ready."
We then went past another pasture and the bull was mating with the cow.

My girlfriend said: "This is odd. They are really going at it. Surely the bull can't smell when she is ready?"
I said: "Oh, yes; it's nature. All animals can smell when the female is ready for sex."

Anyway, after the walk, I dropped her at home and kissed her *goodbye.*

She said: "Take care and get yourself tested for Covid-19."

Surprised, "Why do you say that?" I asked her.

She replied: *"You seem to have lost your sense of smell."

And here come the COVID jokes... Hehe

A. Secular Human · January 25, 2022 at 5:40 pm

(January 21, 2022 at 4:49 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(January 21, 2022 at 4:35 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: My wife: 'I watched my first porn today.'

Me: 'Cool.'

My wife: 'I can't believe how young I was then.'

Me:

Boru

Did you have a small part in it?

😇😇😇

I was the merkin wrangler. The credits called me "Best Boy, Merkin".

**BrianSoddingBoru4** · January 26, 2022 at 5:42 am

Women are hard to figure out. My wife told me she wanted to join a gym to get rid of her love handles. When I said she'd look funny with no ears, she went ballistic.

Boru

**The Valkyrie** · January 26, 2022 at 1:37 pm

Starbucks is to start selling masks.

They're calling them coughy filters.

**BrianSoddingBoru4** · January 26, 2022 at 1:51 pm

(January 26, 2022 at 1:37 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Starbucks is to start selling masks.

They're calling them coughy filters.

No. Just…no.

Boru

polymath257 · (This post was last modified: January 26, 2022 at 4:31 pm by polymath257.)

(January 26, 2022 at 1:37 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Starbucks is to start selling masks.

They're calling them coughy filters.

Thanks a latte.

ignoramus · January 26, 2022 at 10:02 pm

I think Beccs' and Boru's relationship is being strained... Something's brewing.

Hehe

(I'm here all week)

**Jackalope**

(January 25, 2022 at 2:53 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(January 25, 2022 at 2:51 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: You mean, like, out of a cannon? Cause I’m ok with that.

Boru

WITH a cannon is an option.

It's always an option if you have a cannon and good aim.

**BrianSoddingBoru4** · January 27, 2022 at 4:36 am

Mountains aren't just funny - they're hill areas.

Boru

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