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Happy Father's Day!!

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Happy Father's Day!!
The Grand Nudger Offline
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RE: Happy Father's Day!!
June 20, 2022 at 4:32 pm (This post was last modified: June 20, 2022 at 4:43 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
I got a mug that said "I love you more than my sibling does - your favorite" - anonymously gifted.....

Apparently, they had a debate as to whether they should get that for fathers day..or another mug, which was for mothers day - I'm both to them.... that read.

Mom - Nutritional facts.
Serving size: 1 amazing woman.
Unconditional love 1000%
Patience 500%
Hard Work 100%
Multitasking 110% + 100%
Sleep 1%
Caffeine 150%
Regret 0%

(I also got a case of beer, a bag of charcoal, and ground beef/heebdogs...with all the fixings. You see, fathers day is a day I where I'm obligated to make them the grilled deliciousness in return for paltry amounts of brew. Just enough to keep me from heat exhaustion whilst standing over the grill)
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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#22
RE: Happy Father's Day!!
June 21, 2022 at 1:06 am
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Happy Father's Day!!
June 21, 2022 at 8:36 am (This post was last modified: June 21, 2022 at 8:38 am by TheJefe817.)
I had a great day with family, although my daughter was out of town and we celebrated a few days earlier.

On a Sunday full of fatherly metaphors, I had to consider this a bit.  I love my daughter more than anything.  If I were a monster, which I'm not, I could follow the "father's" example.  I would just need to show that love by communicating it to her solely in a poorly translated, inconsistent, inaccurate collection of documents.  Then, loving her so much, I could threaten (via interpreters speaking for me, not necessarily via the documents) to torture her for all eternity if she failed to live up to the vague expectations in that set of documents.  That seems to pretty much sum it up.
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RE: Happy Father's Day!!
June 21, 2022 at 1:34 pm
(June 20, 2022 at 4:32 pm)The Grand Nudger Wrote: (I also got a case of beer, a bag of charcoal, and ground beef/heebdogs...with all the fixings.  

Not that a coffee mug is useless, but this here rocks.

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RE: Happy Father's Day!!
June 22, 2022 at 9:01 am
My son is the only one happy about this day. Wanted to meet for lunch and a check.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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