Why shouldn’t you try to cross an eel with an eagle?
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‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.
An optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. A realist sees an oncoming freight train. The train driver sees three fucking idiots standing on the tracks. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" (November 22, 2022 at 9:39 pm)arewethereyet Wrote:(November 22, 2022 at 9:28 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Why shouldn’t you try to cross an eel with an eagle? Yes, I am having him fixed! Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"  (November 23, 2022 at 4:09 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:(November 22, 2022 at 9:39 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: But I'm not broken... Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
My pal asked me where he could meet women who scream loudly in bed.
So, I took him to a maternity ward.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
A man went to the doctor complaining of insomnia. The doctor gave him a thorough examination, found absolutely nothing physically wrong with him, and then told him, “Listen, if you ever expect to cure your insomnia, you just have to stop taking your troubles to bed with you.”
“I know,” said the man, “but I can’t. My wife refuses to sleep alone.” RE: joke time
November 25, 2022 at 11:06 pm
(This post was last modified: November 26, 2022 at 8:11 am by The Valkyrie.)
My friend, Jo, can't stop praising the new Dolly Parton diet she was on.
Apparently it made Jo lean, Jo lean, Jo lean, Jo leeeaaannn! Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
Me, "I understand you're an expert in genealogy?"
Him, "Yes, I am. How may I help?" Me, "How do they fit in those little lamps?" Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
Her: You wanna go up to my apartment?
Me: Sure... Her: You got protection? Me: Why, what's up there?
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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