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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 17, 2022 at 5:15 pm
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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December 18, 2022 at 1:53 am
It was a windy night in Aspen when I heard the smack of guts on the floor. I said, thanks baby, killing a spider is more than I could ask. I love you, Claudine.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 18, 2022 at 7:44 pm
(December 17, 2022 at 5:15 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: ![[Image: oKjczwju_o.jpeg]](https://images2.imgbox.com/4b/5e/oKjczwju_o.jpeg)
I've always thought that wearing a mask was exceptionally unattractive (and dishonest). I prefer no makeup...every time.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 21, 2022 at 3:37 am
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 21, 2022 at 4:56 am
(December 21, 2022 at 3:37 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: ![[Image: algWc908_o.jpeg]](https://images2.imgbox.com/e7/43/algWc908_o.jpeg)
I was at a supermarket several months ago and a young man at the checkout was bitching about the price of condoms. The clerk told him, ‘Head over to Aisle 12 and look at the price of diapers.’
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 22, 2022 at 5:08 pm
(December 21, 2022 at 10:09 pm)Rev. Rye Wrote: I get the feeling that this is what Huggy Bear would be like as a medieval knight:
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The *real* question is...How many others on this forum knows who the fuck Huggy Bear was?
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 22, 2022 at 5:12 pm
Go on any threads about either LGBTQ issues or race. He'll be there. It might take a bit longer to find his obsession with snakefucking, but you can find it.
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