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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 10, 2022 at 11:52 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 11, 2022 at 8:51 am
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“If you are the smartest person in the room, then you are in the wrong room.” — Confucius
                                      
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 11, 2022 at 5:49 pm
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Dying to live, living to die.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 12, 2022 at 5:19 pm
Now we know where they went when the said, 'So long!' and thanked us for all those fish:

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‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 12, 2022 at 5:29 pm
(December 8, 2022 at 3:30 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: I always loved this scene in the movie Airplane! when someone finally confronts all those Hare Krishnas and other religious freaks stalking people at the airports





Post 9/11, those nut-cases can no longer access those areas of an airport in the USA.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 12, 2022 at 5:32 pm
(December 10, 2022 at 3:09 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Competition!


Find the Irish girl:

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MY EYES!!!!
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 13, 2022 at 8:55 am
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 13, 2022 at 3:53 pm
(December 13, 2022 at 8:55 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: [Image: SKQ9XqOh_o.jpg]

You forgot the "BADUMP TSH!" rimshot.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 13, 2022 at 7:32 pm
(December 10, 2022 at 3:09 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Competition!


Find the Irish girl:

[Image: Fj-Eq-TC-Xo-AY3q-Gx.jpg]

Factor 50. Don't leave our shores without at least three barrels.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 13, 2022 at 8:01 pm
(December 13, 2022 at 7:32 pm)GUBU Wrote:
(December 10, 2022 at 3:09 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Competition!


Find the Irish girl:

[Image: Fj-Eq-TC-Xo-AY3q-Gx.jpg]

Factor 50.  Don't leave our shores without at least three barrels.

The best sunscreen for a traveling Irishman: a roof.

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