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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 14, 2022 at 2:14 pm
(December 13, 2022 at 8:01 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(December 13, 2022 at 7:32 pm)GUBU Wrote: Factor 50.  Don't leave our shores without at least three barrels.

The best sunscreen for a traveling Irishman: a roof.

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Better make it two just to be safe. Personally I go lobster red if sunlight falls on a patch of ground anywhere within a 50 mile radius of me.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 14, 2022 at 3:08 pm
Sunlight?
I think I have heard about that?
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 14, 2022 at 6:05 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 14, 2022 at 6:14 pm
(December 14, 2022 at 3:08 pm)zebo-the-fat Wrote: Sunlight?
I think I have heard about that?

Let me guess...from Seattle?
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 14, 2022 at 6:20 pm
(December 14, 2022 at 6:05 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: [Image: eNtt56z_d.webp?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium]

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Jenna Ortega absolutely nailed the role of Wednesday Addams.

Watching the series, I felt a little guilty at thinking she was pretty hot, too...until I found out that she was actually 20 years old.

Went from guilty to creepy.  I can live with that.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 15, 2022 at 5:27 am
(December 14, 2022 at 6:14 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote:
(December 14, 2022 at 3:08 pm)zebo-the-fat Wrote: Sunlight?
I think I have heard about that?

Let me guess...from Seattle?

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 15, 2022 at 6:27 pm
(December 15, 2022 at 5:27 am)zebo-the-fat Wrote:
(December 14, 2022 at 6:14 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote: Let me guess...from Seattle?

UK

Same difference.

You think it's bad now, just wait until the Gulf Stream shuts down...
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December 16, 2022 at 9:09 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 16, 2022 at 7:47 pm
(December 16, 2022 at 9:09 am)LinuxGal Wrote: [Image: screenshot-from-2022-12-16-05-07-41.png]


Set up to "service" short people, to boot.
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December 16, 2022 at 8:44 pm
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