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Yule, Christmas & other holidays
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RE: Yule, Christmas & other holidays
December 20, 2022 at 9:15 pm
(December 19, 2022 at 12:03 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: [Image: n3wF6EFL_o.jpg]

I just *try* to not eat the reindeer!
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RE: Yule, Christmas & other holidays
December 20, 2022 at 9:17 pm
(December 19, 2022 at 4:39 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: [Image: ypCX7Qq_d.webp?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium]

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...trying to saw off their erections.
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RE: Yule, Christmas & other holidays
December 20, 2022 at 10:11 pm
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Yule, Christmas & other holidays
December 21, 2022 at 1:00 pm
(December 20, 2022 at 9:15 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote:
(December 19, 2022 at 12:03 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: [Image: n3wF6EFL_o.jpg]

I just *try* to not eat the reindeer!

I completely understand,............................... so you did eat the wise men, and dwarfs.

I'm not going to comment about the father. That would be Vorlon territory, outside of my realm.
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RE: Yule, Christmas & other holidays
December 21, 2022 at 1:20 pm
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RE: Yule, Christmas & other holidays
December 21, 2022 at 7:56 pm
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RE: Yule, Christmas & other holidays
December 21, 2022 at 9:22 pm
"Dear Santa,

I'm writing to tell you I've been naughty and it was worth it, you fat, judgmental bastard!

Beccs.

P.S. Hope you enjoyed the special cookies with the laxatives."

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RE: Yule, Christmas & other holidays
December 22, 2022 at 12:54 pm
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Yule, Christmas & other holidays
December 22, 2022 at 5:05 pm
(December 21, 2022 at 1:00 pm)brewer Wrote:
(December 20, 2022 at 9:15 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote: I just *try* to not eat the reindeer!

I completely understand,............................... so you did eat the wise men, and dwarfs.

I'm not going to comment about the father. That would be Vorlon territory, outside of my realm.

You know, PETA, and all that...
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RE: Yule, Christmas & other holidays
December 22, 2022 at 5:35 pm
Try not to eat the reindeer? Why else would a fat man tie a bunch of animals to his sled in the middle of winter?
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