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Yule, Christmas & other holidays
RE: Yule, Christmas & other holidays
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Yule, Christmas & other holidays
War on Christmas?

No Problem. We got this:

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RE: Yule, Christmas & other holidays
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Yule, Christmas & other holidays
(December 22, 2022 at 5:35 pm)The Grand Nudger Wrote: Try not to eat the reindeer? Why else would a fat man tie a bunch of animals to his sled in the middle of winter?

Reindeer Centipede?  Do note where the sleigh is!
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RE: Yule, Christmas & other holidays
(December 23, 2022 at 12:41 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: [Image: qDT7442g_o.png]


Tabitha2 was not happy that her "sister" Tabitha received the "Acme Home Cloning Kit" from this fat bastard, last year.
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RE: Yule, Christmas & other holidays
(December 22, 2022 at 5:35 pm)The Grand Nudger Wrote: Try not to eat the reindeer? Why else would a fat man tie a bunch of animals to his sled in the middle of winter?

Excess lubricant that has an expiration date every Jan 1.
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Yule, Christmas & other holidays
(December 24, 2022 at 3:15 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: [Image: v9i9S4JS_o.jpg]

I wonder how that would work if a rabbi barged in on an Xmas celebration?
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RE: Yule, Christmas & other holidays
(December 24, 2022 at 4:59 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote:
(December 24, 2022 at 3:15 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: [Image: v9i9S4JS_o.jpg]

I wonder how that would work if a rabbi barged in on an Xmas celebration?

He would pull them by their side curls.


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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Yule, Christmas & other holidays
Jesus says thanks for all the b-day wishes! He said he wants Republicans to stop posing in front of Christmas trees with their children holding AR-15 rifles.
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