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RE: Yule, Christmas & other holidays
December 23, 2022 at 12:41 am
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Yule, Christmas & other holidays
December 23, 2022 at 2:13 am
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War on Christmas?
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RE: Yule, Christmas & other holidays
December 23, 2022 at 2:50 am
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Yule, Christmas & other holidays
December 23, 2022 at 8:06 pm
(December 22, 2022 at 5:35 pm)The Grand Nudger Wrote: Try not to eat the reindeer? Why else would a fat man tie a bunch of animals to his sled in the middle of winter?
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RE: Yule, Christmas & other holidays
December 23, 2022 at 8:13 pm
(December 23, 2022 at 12:41 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: ![[Image: qDT7442g_o.png]](https://images2.imgbox.com/fa/0d/qDT7442g_o.png)
Tabitha2 was not happy that her "sister" Tabitha received the "Acme Home Cloning Kit" from this fat bastard, last year.
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RE: Yule, Christmas & other holidays
December 23, 2022 at 10:14 pm
(December 22, 2022 at 5:35 pm)The Grand Nudger Wrote: Try not to eat the reindeer? Why else would a fat man tie a bunch of animals to his sled in the middle of winter?
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RE: Yule, Christmas & other holidays
December 24, 2022 at 3:15 pm
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Yule, Christmas & other holidays
December 24, 2022 at 4:59 pm
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(December 24, 2022 at 3:15 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: ![[Image: v9i9S4JS_o.jpg]](https://images2.imgbox.com/c0/c4/v9i9S4JS_o.jpg)
I wonder how that would work if a rabbi barged in on an Xmas celebration?
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RE: Yule, Christmas & other holidays
December 25, 2022 at 2:30 pm
(December 24, 2022 at 4:59 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote: (December 24, 2022 at 3:15 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote:
I wonder how that would work if a rabbi barged in on an Xmas celebration?
He would pull them by their side curls.
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RE: Yule, Christmas & other holidays
December 25, 2022 at 4:42 pm
Jesus says thanks for all the b-day wishes! He said he wants Republicans to stop posing in front of Christmas trees with their children holding AR-15 rifles.
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