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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 3, 2023 at 7:48 pm
^Wasn't the motto for a time - Fly United?
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 4, 2023 at 8:32 am
Hey, what happened to this?

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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 4, 2023 at 9:06 am
We still have a few months. Hopefully, he'll send the whole republican party there. (Their families too)
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 4, 2023 at 10:41 am
Apparently some people are not amused.

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 4, 2023 at 10:41 am
(July 4, 2023 at 9:06 am)no one Wrote: We still have a few months. Hopefully, he'll send the whole republican party there. (Their families too)

Ala "The Marching Morons" by Cyril M. Kornbluth? Except he sent the stupid people to Venus.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 5, 2023 at 1:12 pm
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I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 5, 2023 at 2:03 pm
(July 5, 2023 at 1:12 pm)The Grand Nudger Wrote: [Image: F0SBOrkWAAEsYEI?format=jpg&name=large]

and he doesn't have the brains to tie his shoelaces!
The meek shall inherit the Earth, the rest of us will fly to the stars.

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 5, 2023 at 3:59 pm (This post was last modified: July 5, 2023 at 3:59 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
Its weird his moccassins even -have- laces..like...wtf? They shrink on your feet when they get wet....
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 5, 2023 at 4:08 pm
(July 5, 2023 at 1:12 pm)The Grand Nudger Wrote: [Image: F0SBOrkWAAEsYEI?format=jpg&name=large]

Please tell me that's not a baby stroller.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 5, 2023 at 4:35 pm
My biggest dread about the oncoming apocalypse and becoming a zombie is all the walking...

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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