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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 5, 2023 at 5:00 pm
IKR< Gotta chop off alot of legs.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 5, 2023 at 5:03 pm
(July 5, 2023 at 4:35 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: My biggest dread about the oncoming apocalypse and becoming a zombie is all the walking...
Don't worry, we will put you in the baby stroller!
(possibly strapped in very tightly!)
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 6, 2023 at 12:48 pm
![[Image: ATRxJMt_d.webp?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium]](https://i.imgur.io/ATRxJMt_d.webp?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium)
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 6, 2023 at 8:24 pm
![[Image: 33puyz4_d.webp?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium]](https://i.imgur.io/33puyz4_d.webp?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium)
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 6, 2023 at 10:40 pm
(July 3, 2023 at 7:39 pm)Rev. Rye Wrote: While looking for better images of what two planes fucking would look like for comparison, I found this.
![[Image: planesex_.jpg]](https://cdn.theatlantic.com/assets/media/img/3rdparty/2012/2/planesex_.jpg)
And, yes, this is an actual fucking magazine cover.
NASA beat them to it:
![[Image: ?url=https%3A%2F%2Fcalifornia-times-brig...p-20160828]](https://ca-times.brightspotcdn.com/dims4/default/233cb33/2147483647/strip/true/crop/512x342+0+0/resize/1200x802!/quality/80/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fcalifornia-times-brightspot.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fa4%2F4a%2F9d46ff2e0a86c8d08723211b0d41%2Fsdut-the-space-shuttle-endeavor-atop-20160828)
And then the 747 bites off the Shuttle's head.
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July 6, 2023 at 10:43 pm
(July 5, 2023 at 1:12 pm)The Grand Nudger Wrote: ![[Image: F0SBOrkWAAEsYEI?format=jpg&name=large]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F0SBOrkWAAEsYEI?format=jpg&name=large)
Took me a minute...
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 7, 2023 at 12:28 am
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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July 7, 2023 at 5:05 pm
(July 7, 2023 at 12:28 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: ![[Image: raihKTQu_o.jpeg]](https://images2.imgbox.com/b5/7c/raihKTQu_o.jpeg)
Neither. I have it on good authority that they prefer the glockenspiel.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
July 8, 2023 at 9:41 am
Here is a little bit of conservative comedy for a change. I am sure that you'll find it hilarious
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
![[Image: ECZezLU.jpg]](https://i.imgur.com/ECZezLU.jpg)
![[Image: MmQV79M.png]](https://i.imgur.com/MmQV79M.png)
