Satanism seems fun

[MarcusA]

Oh, my mistake, they're good Christian folk.

The Satanists want your children like the rest of the religionists.

[The Valkyrie]

The Satanists want your children like the rest of the religionists.

Now go back and read over that list again.

Put your glasses on, or your cantacts in, or your special Braille gloves on if you need to.

The Satanic Temple is a non-theistic organissyion run predominantly by atheists who use it as a tool to fight Christian privilege.

The church of Satan is a cult-like organisation that that solely revolves agound the teachings of Anton LaVey.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Satanism's motto is: Do unto others as much damage as possible.

Aton LaVey was mocking Christians and the Holey Babble.

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Satanists don’t worship the Devil, you ignoramus.

Boru

Oh, my mistake, they're good Christian folk.

Just because someone doesn't worship the Devil doesn't make them Christians. Were you deprived of oxygen in the womb or something?

Boru

[MarcusA]

Oh, my mistake, they're good Christian folk.

Just because someone doesn't worship the Devil doesn't make them Christians. Were you deprived of oxygen in the womb or something?

Boru

Only you could come up with that statement. There's a double standard here at work.

[The Valkyrie]

Just because someone doesn't worship the Devil doesn't make them Christians. Were you deprived of oxygen in the womb or something?

Boru

Only you could come up with that statement. There's a double standard here at work.

Wut?

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Just because someone doesn't worship the Devil doesn't make them Christians. Were you deprived of oxygen in the womb or something?

Boru

Only you could come up with that statement. There's a double standard here at work.

You won't explain that, you can't.

[MarcusA]

The Satanists want your children like the rest of the religionists.

Now go back and read over that list again.

Put your glasses on, or your cantacts in, or your special Braille gloves on if you need to.

The Satanic Temple is a non-theistic organissyion run predominantly by atheists who use it as a tool to fight Christian privilege.

The church of Satan is a cult-like organisation that that solely revolves agound the teachings of Anton LaVey.

All Satanists are phoney.

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Just because someone doesn't worship the Devil doesn't make them Christians. Were you deprived of oxygen in the womb or something?

Boru

Only you could come up with that statement. There's a double standard here at work.

How is it a double standard? Lack of natal oxygen frequently leads to impaired cognitive function. Simple fact.

Boru

[Paleophyte]

Satanism's motto is: Do unto others as much damage as possible.

No, that's part of my motto along with, "don't leave witnesses, hostages are expendable, and enemies are flammable."

Valkyrism 1:1

I'm also an advocate of pre-emptive retaliation, post-birth abortions for the terminally stupid, and hunting animal abusers with big fucking rocks.

Kindly stop abusing the rocks. Animal abusers are the reason we have honey badgers, blue-ringed octopi, voltage, and the wide and wonderful array of toxic substances provided by both nature and science. Stake them out face down over an anthill if need be but kindly leave the rocks out of it.