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The Absurd GOP
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#1701
RE: The Absurd GOP
November 24, 2023 at 6:50 pm
Borrowed from Camus' Facebook page.

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#1702
RE: The Absurd GOP
November 24, 2023 at 7:43 pm
(November 24, 2023 at 6:50 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: Borrowed from Camus' Facebook page.

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#1703
RE: The Absurd GOP
November 25, 2023 at 3:03 am
Carlin would have enough material for three lifetimes.

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#1704
RE: The Absurd GOP
November 29, 2023 at 1:50 am
Yeah, and also on which side of the road as well.

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#1705
RE: The Absurd GOP
November 29, 2023 at 1:54 am
(November 29, 2023 at 1:50 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: Yeah, and also on which side of the road as well.

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#1706
RE: The Absurd GOP
November 29, 2023 at 7:53 am
One day I witnessed the Genius King driving. Phone in each hand, driving with forearm.
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RE: The Absurd GOP
November 29, 2023 at 8:36 am
Where would one put their beer?
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RE: The Absurd GOP
November 29, 2023 at 8:56 am
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I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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#1709
RE: The Absurd GOP
November 29, 2023 at 3:21 pm
(November 29, 2023 at 1:50 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: Yeah, and also on which side of the road as well.

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RE: The Absurd GOP
November 29, 2023 at 6:07 pm
Or that Slick Willy's signature is on it's final repeal.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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