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An Important Easter Message
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Folks, remember, as you eat you chocolate eggs this year, and spend time with your loved ones, that this season brings you an important message from the Man Himself.
Jesus love you... ...long time! $10!!! Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" 
Ah, Valkyrie, such touching words. You could have been a priest if only you didn't have a major flaw of being a woman.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
 (March 29, 2024 at 9:29 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: Ah, Valkyrie, such touching words. You could have been a priest if only you didn't have a major flaw of being a woman. So, you're having none of it?
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
 (March 29, 2024 at 9:09 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Folks, remember, as you eat you chocolate eggs this year, and spend time with your loved ones, that this season brings you an important message from the Man Himself. Jesus won't come near my yard for less than $50. I can't imagine what 'long time' would cost me, and not just monetarily.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
And remember, Jesus lay in the tomb for three days before rising.
That's from sundown on Friday to dawn on Sunday. Three days. No shit. Three days. Friday, Saturday, Sunday. Three fucking days. Get it straight!  (March 29, 2024 at 9:49 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: And remember, Jesus lay in the tomb for three days before rising. You first. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
As a kid, I would have liked Easter dinner better if Jesus had been known as 'The Hamburger of God'.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
(March 30, 2024 at 3:54 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: As a kid, I would have liked Easter dinner better if Jesus had been known as 'The Hamburger of God'. What, you're not into lambs? ![[Image: Lambo.webp]](https://i.postimg.cc/4xDMJwQV/Lambo.webp)
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
(March 30, 2024 at 4:40 am)Fake Messiah Wrote:(March 30, 2024 at 3:54 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: As a kid, I would have liked Easter dinner better if Jesus had been known as 'The Hamburger of God'. Well, I admire the whole continuation of the cannibalism motif, I just don’t care for lamb. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
 (March 29, 2024 at 9:49 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: And remember, Jesus lay in the tomb for three days before rising. That's like those "three day" cruises...that are actually fewer than two days, i.e. fewer than 48 hours. Friday evening at 5PM to Sunday morning at 9AM. Lying bastards! GET ME A DRINK!
Disappointing theists since 1968!
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