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An Important Easter Message
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RE: An Important Easter Message
April 1, 2024 at 3:49 pm
(March 31, 2024 at 1:40 pm)Nay_Sayer Wrote: [Image: 434392072_8379348195414882_1917805145522...e=660F7E69]


I'm having a hard time picking out what's making me laugh the most.

The sloppy hand-painted whip marks
Pabst blue ribbon gut
The rental tent
The Marlboro ad

"All hail the Holiest Church of 17th and Kendall!  Thy will be done!"
Disappointing theists since 1968!
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RE: An Important Easter Message
April 1, 2024 at 4:24 pm
Yeah, Christians were not picky about poles they would hang themselves this season

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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: An Important Easter Message
April 1, 2024 at 4:25 pm
Jesus was all about the red, white and blue.
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter
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RE: An Important Easter Message
April 1, 2024 at 4:39 pm
Real Jeebus would have gone with the nails.
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