Daily conspiracy

[Rev. Rye]

The top of Antarctica? What the fuck does that even mean? Are we talking about the South Pole? Vinson Massif, the highest point on the continent?

[The Valkyrie]

Is it really a conspiracy when I AM out to get you all?

[zebo-the-fat]

Is it really a conspiracy when I AM out to get you all?

No, it's just the way you are!

[arewethereyet]

It's easy. That's the door to Bigfoot's house.

[Ravenshire]

It's easy.  That's the door to Bigfoot's house.

Nah. Too cold for bigfoot. It's the door to the hanger where the government is storing all the crashed and captured UAPs

[arewethereyet]

It's easy.  That's the door to Bigfoot's house.

Nah. Too cold for bigfoot. It's the door to the hanger where the government is storing all the crashed and captured UAPs

I should have said "Yeti".

[Silver]

Could be Santa's underground sweat shop.

[Nanny]

It's the thing from the x files movie. Mulder's in there.

[Fake Messiah]

Ditch the tin foil: Diddy’s trial sparks celebrity conspiracies

In the spirit of spooky season, Beyoncé had been dubbed a murderer and Kanye was the good guy all along (terrifying) — all of it was allegedly uncovered in the wake of Sean “Diddy” Combs’ arrest in September.

Since the news, people have noticed his long-time friendship with Jay-Z and Beyoncé. Conspiracists have slandered Beyoncé as the mastermind behind the deaths of Michael Jackson, Aliyah and TLC’s “Left Eye” Lopez, with help from Combs and Jay-Z. The apparent proof lies in J. Cole’s song “She Knows,” where he references the three passed artists. To make the situation fishier, many have connected the song title with Beyoncé’s maiden name, Knowles.

Now that we know Beyoncé is in actuality a stone-cold killer, let’s look at some award acceptance speeches. When Adele won Album of the Year at the Grammy’s in 2017, she thanked Beyoncé. The same thing happened with various, seemingly random artists who thanked Beyoncé when they received awards. The list includes Britney Spears, Lizzo, Lady Gaga and now Jojo Siwa — yes, Jojo Siwa. As the theory goes, artists thank Beyoncé in their acceptance speeches so she will spare their lives.

The conspiracy goes one step further. We all remember Taylor Swift’s acceptance speech at the 2009 VMAs and Kanye West’s interruption to — you guessed it — thank Beyoncé. What was in 2009 an obvious attempt to undermine a naive 19-year-old country music artist now being dubbed a noble effort to spare Swift from Beyoncé’s fury. It’s a sweet sentiment, really, and we would love to think that Kanye was protecting her all along. We know TikTok loves the bad-guy-turned-good cliché.

So, there you have it. After the arrest of Combs, Beyoncé — along with her bedazzled cowgirl boots — is a serial killer, J. Cole with his 2013 hit song is the boy who cried wolf and Kanye West is Taylor Swift’s knight on his white horse.

https://baylorlariat.com/2024/10/16/ditc...spiracies/

[Fake Messiah]

Elon Musk Pushes Most Deranged Conspiracy Theory Yet

On Thursday, on stage outside of Philadelphia, Musk raised the issue of Dominion Voting Systems and election integrity, casting doubt on the election machines and suggesting they might be involved in fraud—a lie that has been widely debunked. Last year, Fox News agreed to pay Dominion a nearly $800 million settlement for making similar statements to Musk.

“The last thing I would do is trust a computer program,” said Musk, without a hint of irony.

“Statistically there are some very strange things that happen that are statistically incredibly unlikely. There’s always this question of, say, the Dominion voting machines. It is weird that, I think, they were used in Philadelphia and in Maricopa County [in Arizona] but not in a lot of other places,” said Musk. “Doesn’t that seem like a heck of a coincidence?”

A spokesman from Dominion immediately debunked Musk’s claims in an email response. “Fact: Dominion does not serve Philadelphia County. Fact: Dominion’s voting systems are already based on voter verified paper ballots. Fact: Hand counts and audits of such paper ballots have repeatedly proven that Dominion machines produce accurate results. These are not matters of opinion. They are verifiable facts.”

Throughout his talk, Musk continued to call into question the legitimacy of the 2020 election without any proof. “When you have mail-in ballots and no proof of citizenship, it’s almost impossible to prove cheating,” opined Musk, who has stoked fears about noncitizen voting in the past.

Both in person and online, Musk is happy to point fingers at anything that moves. On Thursday, Musk also criticized canvassing efforts in swing states by U.K. organizers, saying simply “this is illegal.” It is not illegal.

Musk is set to appear at least three more times in Pennsylvania and suggested he “will probably do half a dozen throughout the state,” giving him plenty of opportunities to spread more lies by Election Day.

https://newrepublic.com/post/187311/elon...theory-yet