Daily conspiracy

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Looks like a rock to me 😁

It looks like a rock to everyone, even to the youfers. But they have to say it's a tic-tac to keep the dream alive.

Boru

[Jackalope]

Why shouldn't martians have tic tac? What do these so-called conspiracy theorists have against minty fresh breath?

[Nanny]

I was rejected from the army. They asked be about tactics and I said I like the orange ones.

[Fake Messiah]

Experts debunk viral conspiracy theory following extreme weather event: 'It's most certainly not [that]'

A thread in Reddit's "conspiracy" community featured a headline from a news article about the Dubai flooding: "Photos of torrential Dubai flash floods show the downsides of trying to control the weather."

"It's most certainly not cloud seeding," the former chief scientist at the U.S. National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration, Ryan Maue, told the Associated Press. "If that occurred with cloud seeding, they'd have water all the time. You can't create rain out of thin air per se and get 6 inches of water. That's akin to perpetual motion technology."

Another extreme event last spring in Dubai also raised what scientists say is the unwarranted specter of a cloud-seeding conspiracy. That event also had several scientists speaking out, dousing conspiracy theories by attributing the record rainfall to a warming world.

Conspiracy theories spread misinformation, minimizing the reality of the climate crisis. In a similar situation, conspiracy theories thrived in the wake of the devastating damage wrought by Hurricane Helene in North Carolina last fall.

"When we talk about heavy rainfall, we need to talk about climate change. Focusing on cloud seeding is misleading," according to Imperial College of London climate scientist Friederike Otto per the Associated Press. "Rainfall is becoming much heavier around the world as the climate warms because a warmer atmosphere can hold more moisture."

"With 2°C (3.6°F) of warming, 85% of 3,111 total U.S. counties are likely to experience a 10% or higher increase in precipitation falling on the heaviest 1% of days," the study noted.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/experts-debun...31428.html

[Fake Messiah]

These 10 US states are ‘hotspots’ for alien abduction — and the odds of it happening are higher than you think

In honor of National Alien Abduction Day (yes, that’s a thing) on March 20, online gambling guide casino.ca has named the U.S. states with the highest likelihood of an extraterrestrial kidnapping — finding that California, the home of “ET,” topped the list with 36,286 reported sightings since 1974.

Meanwhile, New York placed 5th for interstellar snatch-and-grabs, perhaps proving that “Men In Black” might not totally be science fiction. Fortunately, xenomorph-phobes can take refuge in Louisiana, which boasted the lowest likelihood of being nabbed, per the spacey study.

There were a total of 182,018 UFO sightings reported across America since 1974, putting the risk of getting taken by ET around 1 in 1,833 (0.0545%) — surprisingly more common than one might think.

For reference, the odds of getting struck by lightning in the US clock in at around 1 in 15,000 while the probability of a shark attack is about 1 in 11.5 million.

Top 10 states with the highest likelihood of an alien abduction

1 California (1 UFO per 1,075 people)
2 Washington (1 per 1093)
3 Florida (1 per 1,144)
4 Oregon (1 per 1,156)
5 New York (1 per 1,301)
6 Texas (1 per 1,370)
7 Pennsylvania (1 per 1,456)
8 Arizona (1 per 1,512)
9 Colorado (1 per 1,715)
10 Nevada (1 per 1,740)

That’s right, the home of notorious Area 51 is only 10th on the list.

https://nypost.com/2025/03/20/lifestyle/...abduction/

[brewer]

Why shouldn't martians have tic tac?  What do these so-called conspiracy theorists have against minty fresh breath?

It's the red planet, my guess is cherry.

[Fake Messiah]

Rep. Eric Burlison has hired a guy who claims alien space monsters live on Earth and have killed Earthlings as a staff member, and they will spend taxpayer money hunting UFOs.

UFO whistleblower David Grusch hired to advise Rep. Burlison

UFO whistleblower David Grusch has been hired as a senior adviser for Rep. Eric Burlison, R-Mo., the representative told NewsNation exclusively.

Grusch’s role will mostly involve advising on issues related to unexplained anomalous phenomena (UAP), more commonly known as UFOs and will be hired for a four-month period initially.

Grusch received national attention after he claimed the Pentagon is operating a secret UAP retrieval program that has been kept hidden from lawmakers as well as the public.

https://www.newsnationnow.com/politics/g...-burlison/

[Fake Messiah]

A man who owns the internet?

Rosie O’Donnell Questions ‘Why’ Donald Trump Won Every Swing State Considering He Is ‘Best Friends’ With a ‘Man Who Owns and Runs the Internet’: ‘I Would Hope that Would be Investigated’

O’Donnell said she questions “why” Trump “won every single swing state” during his reelection campaign considering one of his “best friends” and “biggest donors” was “a man who owns and runs the internet.” While never mentioned by name, O’Donnell is most likely referring to X owner Elon Musk.

“I would hope that would be investigated and that we would see whether or not it was an anomaly or something else that happened on election night in America when Kamala Harris was filling up stadiums with people who supported her and Donald Trump was not able to do that,” O’Donnell said. “So it’s curious to me, and as an American and a believer in democracy, I would hope that we would be able to look at all of the reasons why this happened in our country.”

https://variety.com/2025/tv/news/rosie-o...236345948/

[Mister Agenda]

It was an unusual election, but even if true, there are no do-overs.

[Ravenshire]

It was an unusual election, but even if true, there are no do-overs.

And, even if there were do-overs, it would be uo to Trump's congress to uphold it...