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[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Ancient society claims Jesus' bones are hidden across two secret vaults in the US

The astonishing claims, made by Timothy W. Hogan, who serves as Grand Master of a modern Templar order, during an interview on the Danny Jones Podcast, suggest that the legendary Knights Templar transported sacred relics to the New World centuries ago, allegedly hiding them from the Vatican's grasp.

Hogan alleged that the order discovered the remains in the Talpiot Tomb in East Jerusalem during the Middle Ages and that they are now stored in two vaults somewhere in the American Northwest.

Hogan insists DNA testing could soon verify the authenticity of the remains. He said that if historical records and ship logs align with recently uncovered bone fragments in the same tomb, scientists might be able to confirm a genetic match.

'This isn't something we're trying to hide,' Hogan said. 'We've just been trying to protect it.

'When the tomb was originally discovered, with ossuaries labeled with the names Jesus, Mary Magdalene, and John the Baptist, it was understood that if the remains were turned over to the Vatican, they would vanish.

'There used to be seven vaults, but they have since been condensed into two. Inside them are the six Arks we acquired, as well as several different ossuaries containing the bones believed to belong to Jesus, Mary Magdalene, John the Baptist, and their children,' Hogan said.

Hogan also said that the Vatican is aware of these vaults—and even attempted to break into one several years ago.

He warned that if the Vatican ever gained access, the relics 'would disappear,' as they challenge the foundational Christian teaching of Jesus' physical resurrection.

He said the order believes in reincarnation and interprets resurrection as a spiritual awakening, not necessarily a physical rising from the dead.

He pointed to a New Testament passage where Jesus' disciples refer to John the Baptist as the return of the prophet Elijah, interpreting it as biblical support for reincarnation.

He claimed that Mary Magdalene, a wealthy woman and patron of John the Baptist, first married John and had children with him.

According to Hogan, after John was executed, Mary lawfully re-married his cousin, Jesus, as was customary in that era.

The couple allegedly had children, whose remains now lie alongside theirs in the vaults.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/...en-US.html

I wonder how they explain the existence of Jesus’ bones at all, since Jesus was said to have physically ascended into heaven (I assume his bones went with him).

Ok, done wondering about that.

Boru

[zebo-the-fat]

I always wondered, when they said he "ascended up to heaven"... how high did he go, 500 feet, a mile, 10 miles?? details like this are important!

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

I always wondered, when they said he "ascended up to heaven"... how high did he go, 500 feet, a mile, 10 miles??   details like this are important!

I sometimes wonder, since Heaven is a spiritual dimension and not a physical one, why he ‘ascended’ at all. Maybe to impress the Great Unwashed. Ya gotta give the marks something to *wow* them (this is why Gandalf supplied the flash bang at Bilbo’s eleventy first Birthday  Party).

Boru

[AFTT47]

^ You're thinking modern. Two thousand years ago, I'm sure most people thought of it as a physical place beyond the 'firmament'.

[zebo-the-fat]

^ You're thinking modern. Two thousand years ago, I'm sure most people thought of it as a physical place beyond the 'firmament'.

You could make a fortune selling really long "Holy Ladders"

[Fake Messiah]

Massive Fire Near Area 51 Ignites UFO Tourism Furore, Sparks Conspiracy Buzz, and Raises Alarm for Nevada Travel Industry

A fierce blaze has erupted near the enigmatic edges of Area 51, transforming Nevada’s lonely desert into the centre of global intrigue once again. Towering columns of smoke now twist skyward over Groom Lake, fuelling a surge of speculation among UFO enthusiasts and conspiracy followers alike. What began as the Gothic Fire has swollen to tens of thousands of acres, encroaching dangerously close to one of America’s most secretive military zones.

But this isn’t just a local disaster—it’s sending shockwaves through Nevada’s fragile tourism industry. Curious travellers who flock to the Extraterrestrial Highway and dusty outposts like Rachel are now balancing wonder with worry.

The fire began on July 4, igniting what locals are now calling the Gothic Fire. In just twelve days, flames have surged from 8,000 acres to a staggering 35,000, devouring fragile desert terrain.

Online communities have exploded with theories. Some claim the blaze was sparked by a crashed experimental craft. Others insist the government is using the wildfire to cover up clandestine operations. Videos from livestreams are being dissected frame by frame, searching for evidence of “something they’re hiding.”

The fire has reignited the cultural mythology surrounding Nevada’s most enigmatic destination—and with it, a surge of tourism curiosity.

Area 51 holds an undeniable pull for curious travelers. Tiny outposts like Rachel, Nevada, the closest settlement to the base, have built entire micro-economies around alien-themed tourism. The famous Extraterrestrial Highway draws countless road-trippers eager to glimpse restricted airspace and photograph mysterious signage warning them to stay away.

Travelers flock to dusty roadside diners with neon alien signs. They pose by weather-beaten signs declaring “Top Secret Military Facility” and “No Trespassing.” Hotels and campgrounds in the region have catered to UFO seekers for decades, banking on humanity’s endless fascination with the unknown.

Now, the fire threatens to disrupt this delicate balance of secrecy, tourism, and economic livelihood.

Adding to the intrigue is the modern phenomenon of livestreaming. Cameras set up on private lands around Area 51 have been transmitting the fire’s smoke plumes in real-time, captivating global audiences. Thousands of viewers are tuning in, eager for even the faintest hint of an unexplained aerial phenomenon.

https://www.travelandtourworld.com/news/...#gsc.tab=0

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Massive Fire Near Area 51 Ignites UFO Tourism Furore, Sparks Conspiracy Buzz, and Raises Alarm for Nevada Travel Industry

A fierce blaze has erupted near the enigmatic edges of Area 51, transforming Nevada’s lonely desert into the centre of global intrigue once again. Towering columns of smoke now twist skyward over Groom Lake, fuelling a surge of speculation among UFO enthusiasts and conspiracy followers alike. What began as the Gothic Fire has swollen to tens of thousands of acres, encroaching dangerously close to one of America’s most secretive military zones.

But this isn’t just a local disaster—it’s sending shockwaves through Nevada’s fragile tourism industry. Curious travellers who flock to the Extraterrestrial Highway and dusty outposts like Rachel are now balancing wonder with worry.

The fire began on July 4, igniting what locals are now calling the Gothic Fire. In just twelve days, flames have surged from 8,000 acres to a staggering 35,000, devouring fragile desert terrain.

Online communities have exploded with theories. Some claim the blaze was sparked by a crashed experimental craft. Others insist the government is using the wildfire to cover up clandestine operations. Videos from livestreams are being dissected frame by frame, searching for evidence of “something they’re hiding.”

The fire has reignited the cultural mythology surrounding Nevada’s most enigmatic destination—and with it, a surge of tourism curiosity.

Area 51 holds an undeniable pull for curious travelers. Tiny outposts like Rachel, Nevada, the closest settlement to the base, have built entire micro-economies around alien-themed tourism. The famous Extraterrestrial Highway draws countless road-trippers eager to glimpse restricted airspace and photograph mysterious signage warning them to stay away.

Travelers flock to dusty roadside diners with neon alien signs. They pose by weather-beaten signs declaring “Top Secret Military Facility” and “No Trespassing.” Hotels and campgrounds in the region have catered to UFO seekers for decades, banking on humanity’s endless fascination with the unknown.

Now, the fire threatens to disrupt this delicate balance of secrecy, tourism, and economic livelihood.

Adding to the intrigue is the modern phenomenon of livestreaming. Cameras set up on private lands around Area 51 have been transmitting the fire’s smoke plumes in real-time, captivating global audiences. Thousands of viewers are tuning in, eager for even the faintest hint of an unexplained aerial phenomenon.

https://www.travelandtourworld.com/news/...#gsc.tab=0

Funny how all that alien technology they’re hiding doesn’t seem to include a fire suppression system.

Boru

[Paleophyte]

...fuelling a surge of speculation among UFO enthusiasts and conspiracy followers alike.

Seems a bit redundant to list them twice and then group them together.

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Imma start my own crazy as bollocks conspiracy theory and see who bites.

The man elected President of the US eight months ago was not, in fact, Donald J. Trump. The real Donald Trump didn't survive COVID and died in October of 2020. Since then, all of his public appearances have actually been performed by beloved English actor Gary Oldman.

The Deep State is deeper than you could possibly imagine.

Boru

[HappySkeptic]

Imma start my own crazy as bollocks conspiracy theory and see who bites.

The man elected President of the US eight months ago was not, in fact, Donald J. Trump. The real Donald Trump didn't survive COVID and died in October of 2020. Since then, all of his public appearances have actually been performed by beloved English actor Gary Oldman.

The Deep State is deeper than you could possibly imagine.

Boru

I think Gary Oldman could do it!  He did a good Churchill.