Stupid things religious people say

[Fake Messiah]

Hey, nothing like a cardinal stoking xenophobia and bigotry.

Cardinal Müller claims politicians ‘live in fear' of Muslims

One of the Church's leading conservative cardinals has claimed that politicians in European countries like Germany “live in fear" of Muslims, as he issued a stark warning about the future of Christianity on the continent.

"Muslims dominate public life, in part because politicians live in fear of them," the cardinal said, speaking about the situation in Germany. As a result, he said, Germany "already is, in many ways" a Muslim country.

He noted that in his native Mainz, a city which was 70 per cent Catholic half a century ago, the figure had fallen to 27 per cent, with migration and secularisation eroding Catholic identity.

Across Germany, he added, Muslim migrants were shaping public culture while Christians were reluctant even to hold Eucharistic processions.

He described "wokeism" as a continuation of Marxist thought that is hostile to family, identity and religion, and accused its proponents of "instrumentalising" Islam to undermine Christian culture.

"In England, for example, wokeism in its initial phase uses Islamism as a tool to weaken Christian culture and tradition," the cardinal said.

"Currently, in tragic cases – such as when a white girl is violated by several Muslim men – the girl is more likely to go to jail than the perpetrators. I hope that we will see meaningful change in England with the next elections."

Cardinal Müller also turned his attention to recent controversies in Rome, condemning the controversial LGBT Jubilee pilgrimage that saw participants gather at the Church of the Gesù and at St Peter’s Basilica. He described the event as a desecration of sacred spaces and a distortion of Catholic teaching, accusing organisers of exploiting religious symbols for political purposes.

https://thecatholicherald.com/article/ca...of-muslims

[Paraselene]

RaptureTok on TikTok.

[The Grand Nudger]

Hey, nothing like a cardinal stoking xenophobia and bigotry.

It's as if they really don't believe it's all the fucking pedophiles causing catholicism to drop off a cliff.  Has to be muslims, or the gays, or marxist woke dei drag queens at the library... because it just couldn't be the pedophiles.

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Peter Thiel, billionaire investor in AI and weapons technology, warns that regulating AI would hasten the coming of the Antichrist.

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[Fake Messiah]

Catholic Doctor Reveals the Incredible Health Benefits of Praying the Rosary

Internist Dr. José Jorge Maya shared a video explaining, from his professional and personal experience, the health benefits of praying the Rosary and the changes it can bring to people’s lives.

“There are changes in blood pressure, and the blood becomes much more oxygenated. This not only provides a feeling of calm and well-being, but has also been linked to health benefits,” he said. “In qualitative studies, this has been proven: people who pray the Rosary regularly have a greater perception of well-being, peace, and fulfillment than those who don’t pray it daily.”

Although he acknowledges that the scientific evidence is still insufficient to recommend it formally as a medical practice, he clarified that, on a personal [delusional] level, his conclusions “are very different.”

https://www.churchpop.com/catholic-docto...he-rosary/

[zebo-the-fat]

Placebo??

[Fake Messiah]

Placebo??

More likely completely made up.

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Megyn Kelly claims that Charlie Kirk was killed because witches put a curse on him. The timeline lines up! She looks genuinely enraged.

Kelly says many in her audience might ask why she’s talking about this. But she assures them that demonic forces are real, so you shouldn’t play with fire.

Erika Kirk reportedly took this seriously and prayed to stop the curse but it apparently didn’t work.

Grieving widow Erika Kirk was “genuinely rattled” after feminist website Jezebel published an unsettling story bragging how the author paid witches on Etsy to curse her husband, Charlie, just two days before the conservative icon was assassinated, Megyn Kelly revealed Tuesday.

Kelly ripped the lefty outlet for publishing the “vile” article, which left the couple shaken and seeking prayer from a Catholic priest the night before the right-wing influencer was gunned down in Utah on Sept. 10.

“This is what I want you all, and the people at Jezebel and Etsy, to know,” Kelly seethed on her SiriusXM show.

“Erika and Charlie Kirk heard about these curses and that news genuinely rattled Erika, in particular. She knew Christian teaching on the subject, she loved Charlie, absolutely, and she was scared when she heard of the curses Jezebel had culled up.”

The twisted Sept. 8 Jezebel article slammed the 31-year-old Turning Point USA co-founder as a “far-right misogynist,” with the unnamed reporter detailing how she paid witches on the global online marketplace for “multiple curses” to punish him for his “years of regressive rhetoric.”

“Who would do such a vile thing? Jezebel, that’s who, and unbelievably, Etsy. And the people behind this evil should be called out.”

Kelly called on the outlet to shutter and identify the female reporter behind the concerning article, and urged Etsy to stop allowing witches to sell curses and return to “arts and crafts and jewelry.”

https://nypost.com/2025/09/23/us-news/er...assinated/

[Fake Messiah]

You're not fooling me! I know a satanic shoe when I see one.

Not Satanic: Michael Jordan Brand Denies Devil Claims About Sneakers

Jordan Brand had to debunk a rumor that began circulating online this week. The Jordan Session is a skate shoe that will drop in a Bull-inspired red and black colorway later this year. Some fans saw the colors, horns, and eyes and mistakenly thought it was something more sinister.



"The Jordan Session design had nothing to do with Halloween, the devil, satan, or anything of the sort. The original concept was anchored on 'The Year of the Bull,' and the shoe was proposed to be a limited China release. That's the reason behind the eyes on the tongue, the fur, and the horns. There is no Halloween concept."

However, social media users pushed back on Jordan Brand's statement. Some people pointed out that the Lunar calendar animal for 2026 is the Horse. The year 2026 is the Fire Horse year in the Chinese zodiac. The last Bull year was 2021, and the next one is 2033.

Fans will just have to take Jordan Brand at its word that the shoe is inspired by the Lunar calendar, magazine cover, and not any other nicknames, holidays, or dark themes.

https://www.si.com/fannation/sneakers/ne...t-sneakers

[Fake Messiah]

This is the result of white Christian missionaries brainwashing these people.

[Mister Agenda]

Raptures not occurring doesn't phase most of them, but it always shaves a few off from that particular shade of batshittery, which I think is a good thing overall.