The Official "Damned Trump" Thread: Phase II

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Maybe every time he speaks in public from now until he assumes room temperature, the crowd should shout, ‘QUIET PIGGY!’ over and over and over, every time he opens his stupid fucking gob.

Boru

[Rev. Rye]

I could think of a few choice words myself.  How dare that scummy creature call anyone Piggy?  I'd have ended up in jail in some foreign country.

A proposed Constitutional amendment:

The President of the United States shall not refer to any woman as 'Piggy'. Any President who does so will be required to re-enact the rape scene from 'Deliverance'.

Congress shall have the authority to enforce this Amendment with appropriate legislation.

Boru

What if the Muppets go to the White House again? 





Or is Eric Jacobsen doing her puppeteering and voice enough to exempt her?

[awty]

Trump is bragging that more people will attend his funeral than Dick Cheney's. If it turns out to be so, it will be because more people want to make sure he is dead.

There will be more celebrating...mourning, not so much.

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Trump is bragging that more people will attend his funeral than Dick Cheney's.  If it turns out to be so, it will be because more people want to make sure he is dead.

There will be more celebrating...mourning, not so much.

Weird flex, even for Trump.

Boru

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

A proposed Constitutional amendment:

The President of the United States shall not refer to any woman as 'Piggy'. Any President who does so will be required to re-enact the rape scene from 'Deliverance'.

Congress shall have the authority to enforce this Amendment with appropriate legislation.

Boru

What if the Muppets go to the White House again? 





Or is Eric Jacobsen doing her puppeteering and voice enough to exempt her?

We’ll burn that bridge when we come to it.

Boru

[Fireball]

Trump is bragging that more people will attend his funeral than Dick Cheney's.  If it turns out to be so, it will be because more people want to make sure he is dead.

There will be more celebrating...mourning, not so much.

I'll be in the back quietly sipping champagne. Gonna need a full bladder...

[Paraselene]

“I think everyone in this room should appreciate the frankness and the openness that you get from President Trump on a near-daily basis,” Ms. Leavitt told reporters during a briefing in the West Wing.

Calling Reporter ‘Piggy’ Was ‘Frankness,’ White House Says

https://www.nytimes.com/2025/11/20/busin...piggy.html

[Thumpalumpacus]

Trump is bragging that more people will attend his funeral than Dick Cheney's.  If it turns out to be so, it will be because more people want to make sure he is dead.

There will be more celebrating...mourning, not so much.

I will attend ... with a small can of paint concealed in my garb. Yellow, as suits his nature.

[Paleophyte]

Trump is bragging that more people will attend his funeral than Dick Cheney's.  If it turns out to be so, it will be because more people want to make sure he is dead.

There will be more celebrating...mourning, not so much.

Weird flex, even for Trump.

Hey, I'm willing to prove him right if he's willing to do more than brag. Talk is cheap. I'm not going to stand in his way if America's most eagerly awaited obituary wants to finally go to press.

[Thumpalumpacus]

I'm not going to stand in his way if America's most eagerly awaited obituary wants to finally go to press.

I would pay cash money for the privilege of writing that obit. Shit, I should start a GoFundMe for it.