Was Jesus the Bastard Son of a Menstruate and Promiscuous Woman from 100 BCE?

[Durker]

Jesus was the bastard son of a menstruate and promiscuous woman,

Hold it right there!
I'm not a gynaecologist but afaik the menstrual phase is at least a week after a woman's max fertile phase (which only lasts 2 or 3 days). I.o.w. a woman cannot conceive during the menstrual phase. She isn't fertile then.
That little fact would shoot down this version of 'JC was real', wouldn't it?

[Nine]

Jesus was the bastard son of a menstruate and promiscuous woman,

Hold it right there!
I'm not a gynaecologist but afaik the menstrual phase is at least a week after a woman's max fertile phase (which only lasts 2 or 3 days). I.o.w. a woman cannot conceive during the menstrual phase. She isn't fertile then.
That little fact would shoot down this version of 'JC was real', wouldn't it?

You seem to misunderstand the pure magicness of gawd.

[Durker]

It's the story of my life.

[michaelsherlock]

Jesus was the bastard son of a menstruate and promiscuous woman,

Hold it right there!
I'm not a gynaecologist but afaik the menstrual phase is at least a week after a woman's max fertile phase (which only lasts 2 or 3 days). I.o.w. a woman cannot conceive during the menstrual phase. She isn't fertile then.
That little fact would shoot down this version of 'JC was real', wouldn't it?

Who said it could be true? I am just using it as an example, to demonstrate the standards of historical evidence used to support the non-menstrual son theory.