(May 11, 2012 at 8:57 am)RaphielDrake Wrote:Ever hear of a joke? You seem intent on picking a fight over trivialities.(May 10, 2012 at 11:29 pm)ChadWooters Wrote: The only sure thing we can say about Adam's body is that he did NOT have a belly button.
Adams body has been found perfectly preserved? This is amazing! Oh wow, this proves everything you ever typed!
Can I have a link?
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What stops you from sinning in heaven?
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  (May 11, 2012 at 9:40 am)ChadWooters Wrote:(May 11, 2012 at 8:57 am)RaphielDrake Wrote:Ever hear of a joke? You seem intent on picking a fight over trivialities. Forgive me, I was so excited over the concept of actual proof I jumped the gun.
"That is not dead which can eternal lie and with strange aeons even death may die."
- Abdul Alhazred.  (May 10, 2012 at 11:21 pm)Drich Wrote: The "Heavenly" experience is divided into two distinct time periods pre and post millennial reign. Pre millennial is where even boarder line Christians live under Christ. At the end of this reign Satan will be loosed again to harvest those find themselves discontented living under the reign or rule of Christ. After this final rebellion and the final judgement those left will live in the expressed will of God. Boy, are you wrong! Heaven is a place where everything is edible and you can eat as much as you want without getting fat! There are rivers of chocolate and the flowers are delicious! And all your needs are taken care of by these little guys called "Oompah-Loompahs"! I know this is all true because I have a book that tells me about it! It's going to be so awesome! I can't wait to die!
Science flies us to the moon and stars. Religion flies us into buildings.
God allowed 200,000 people to die in an earthquake. So what makes you think he cares about YOUR problems?  (May 11, 2012 at 10:05 am)Thor Wrote:(May 10, 2012 at 11:21 pm)Drich Wrote: The "Heavenly" experience is divided into two distinct time periods pre and post millennial reign. Pre millennial is where even boarder line Christians live under Christ. At the end of this reign Satan will be loosed again to harvest those find themselves discontented living under the reign or rule of Christ. After this final rebellion and the final judgement those left will live in the expressed will of God. Sounds better than worshipping a total dick for eternity. You left out dah girls man! What about dah girls!
Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence - Carl Sagan
Mankind's intelligence walks hand in hand with it's stupidity. Being an atheist says nothing about your overall intelligence, it just means you don't believe in god. Atheists can be as bright as any scientist and as stupid as any creationist. You never really know just how stupid someone is, until you've argued with them. 
no heaven is beer volcanoes and a stripper factory.
"Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful" - Edward Gibbon (Offen misattributed to Lucius Annaeus Seneca or Seneca the Younger) (Thanks to apophenia for the correction)
'I am driven by two main philosophies: Know more about the world than I knew yesterday and lessen the suffering of others. You'd be surprised how far that gets you' - Neil deGrasse Tyson "Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it." - Mark Twain RE: What stops you from sinning in heaven?
May 11, 2012 at 11:16 am
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(May 11, 2012 at 10:08 am)Ace Otana Wrote: Sounds better than worshipping a total dick for eternity. You left out dah girls man! What about dah girls! I'm not sure about dah girls. My book doesn't specifically mention that. But I think they have these gorgeous babes walking around and their only purpose is to pleasure you whenever and however you desire! Imagine lying on a giant Twinkie while some bodacious hottie rides you like a jockey coming down the home stretch! And the best part is, once you're done, the hottie walks away! No cuddling or conversation necessary! How cool is that?
Science flies us to the moon and stars. Religion flies us into buildings.
God allowed 200,000 people to die in an earthquake. So what makes you think he cares about YOUR problems? (May 11, 2012 at 11:16 am)Thor Wrote:(May 11, 2012 at 10:08 am)Ace Otana Wrote: Sounds better than worshipping a total dick for eternity. You left out dah girls man! What about dah girls! Facesitting?! Fuck yeah! I'll have them riding my face for fucking days! So....where do I sign?
Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence - Carl Sagan
Mankind's intelligence walks hand in hand with it's stupidity. Being an atheist says nothing about your overall intelligence, it just means you don't believe in god. Atheists can be as bright as any scientist and as stupid as any creationist. You never really know just how stupid someone is, until you've argued with them.  (May 10, 2012 at 11:21 pm)Drich Wrote: The "Heavenly" experience is divided into two distinct time periods pre and post millennial reign. Pre millennial is where even boarder line Christians live under Christ. At the end of this reign Satan will be loosed again to harvest those find themselves discontented living under the reign or rule of Christ. After this final rebellion and the final judgement those left will live in the expressed will of God. You say that as if it is fact. It is NOT fact. Can you in future, when making statements like the above, (which means pretty much every thing you spout) please start your sentence with "I believe that...blah, blah, blah" Just to avoid any confusion. THANKS.
You are currently experiencing a lucky and very brief window of awareness, sandwiched in between two periods of timeless and utter nothingness. So why not make the most of it, and stop wasting your life away trying to convince other people that there is something else? The reality is obvious.
(May 11, 2012 at 11:20 am)Ace Otana Wrote: Facesitting?! Fuck yeah! I'll have them riding my face for fucking days! All you have to do is eat Wonka bars and praise the Great Willy. I think that'll do it.
Science flies us to the moon and stars. Religion flies us into buildings.
God allowed 200,000 people to die in an earthquake. So what makes you think he cares about YOUR problems? RE: What stops you from sinning in heaven?
May 11, 2012 at 11:54 am
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(May 10, 2012 at 11:21 pm)Drich Wrote: Short answer is no [freewill in heaven].Wouldn’t the concept of ‘Christian Liberty’ apply. The damned are imprisioned by the obsessions of their evil desires and the illusions they use to justify them. In contrast the saved remain free to choose among multiple ways of loving the Lord and their neighbor. (May 10, 2012 at 11:21 pm)Drich Wrote: …bible does not say [what kind of bodies we have].Other than sharing the glorified state of Christ. Presumably we will share the abilities demonstrated by our risen Lord during his post-resurrection period. (May 10, 2012 at 11:21 pm)Drich Wrote: We elect to live in the Expressed will of God.Couldn’t you also say…”The elect live to express the will of God.” |
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