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RE: Fun Times in #atheistforums
May 9, 2012 at 8:48 pm
Rhizo, try the Technic Pack, I've got a server for ya if you're interested.
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RE: Fun Times in #atheistforums
May 10, 2012 at 2:03 am
(May 9, 2012 at 2:51 am)Ryft Wrote: Quote:<teaearlgreyhot> I need to take a shower. Haven't taken one in 3 days
<teaearlgreyhot> Later!
<Ryft> Eww.
<Ryft> Nite.
<teaearlgreyhot> I could butter my toast with my hair
<teaearlgreyhot> nite
<Ryft> Your being single is no longer a mystery.
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RE: Fun Times in #atheistforums
May 10, 2012 at 10:08 pm
By the same rational... I seem to have no trouble getting laid after a week sans shower 
If I got an adequate reward each time I shower, I'd do it more often 
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Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
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RE: Fun Times in #atheistforums
May 12, 2012 at 2:16 pm
Quote:<Annik> Howdy all.
<Ryft> Hey Annik
<Tiberius> Hey Annik
<Ryft> Hrm. Our response was identical. Wonder Twin powers ACTIVATE!
<Annik> Lol.
<Tiberius> hehe
<Tiberius> Form of...PHILOSOPHER
<Ryft> Hahaha!
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RE: Fun Times in #atheistforums
May 12, 2012 at 4:10 pm
Quote:<Ryft> Adrian, can I subscribe to a thread without responding to it?
<Tiberius> Ryft: yes
<Ryft> I'm looking, but...
<Tiberius> Scroll down to the bottom. There are three links: View a printable version, Send this thread..., Subscribe to this thread.
<Tiberius> (it's the last one) :P
<Ryft> Ah. There is it. Way, way down there in very tiny and grey print.
<Tiberius> Tiny like my penis.
<Tiberius> Wait...
<Ryft> Bahahaha!
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RE: Fun Times in #atheistforums
May 14, 2012 at 5:47 pm
<Ryft> Remove pants. Cue laugh track.
<Annik> I kind of want to learn some pole dancing.
<Tobie> or a sarcastic clap
<Ryft> Wouldn't work if it was Tiberius.
<Ryft> The joke only works if the audience can see your penis.
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RE: Fun Times in #atheistforums
May 14, 2012 at 6:13 pm
Quote:<Annik> Didn't they think that some folks walked to the Alaska/Canada region on an ice bridge? Or is that out of date?
<Tobie> yeah they did
<Ryft> Annik: Yeah, ancestral history of the Clovis. That is still the reigning hypothesis.
<Annik> I thought I was remembering that correctly.
<Ryft> Roughly 15,000 years ago.
<Ryft> Then they had to wait about eight or nine thousand years for God to create the world.
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RE: Fun Times in #atheistforums
May 18, 2012 at 3:08 pm
<Annik> Usually you lose weight like you walk in the door: Boobs first and butt last.
<Tiberius> Start walking through doors backwards then, duh.
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RE: Fun Times in #atheistforums
May 18, 2012 at 11:42 pm
(This post was last modified: May 19, 2012 at 12:33 am by Ryft.)
Quote:<teaearlgreyhot> I'm 21 and I losing hair already. Ok, it was just one hair. And, it was an eye lash.
<Ryft> Tegh: Good grief, you are young.
<Ryft> Tegh: I guess I need to start taking it easy on you.
<teaearlgreyhot> Ryft: you're older than my sisters, and they're 32. dang
<Ryft> You have to go easy on a guy who's still young enough to date high school girls.
<teaearlgreyhot> ARE YOU MY FATHER?
<Ryft> YES!
<teaearlgreyhot> DADDY
<jackman> rofl
<camus> wow
<Ryft> My daughter is 20, so it's conceivable.
<teaearlgreyhot> I had no idea you had kids Ryft. I always pictured you as a monk in some monastery.
<Ryft> rofl
<Ryft> I can't decide if that's insulting or not.
<jackman> haha.
Quote:<jackman> you all have to see the dictator. whole movie reminds me of mehmet
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RE: Fun Times in #atheistforums
May 19, 2012 at 1:38 am
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Quote:<Annik> Hovik wants a favor, brb.
<Ryft> I bet he does
<Ryft> Know how to turn practically any statement or question into something sexual?
<Ryft> Just add, "... if you know what I mean."
<camus> lol
<Ryft> "Hovik wants a favor... if you know what I mean."
... [a few minutes later ...]
<Annik> Back, perverts.
<camus> lol
<Ryft> Welcome back, kettle.
<jackman> did u wipe ur mouth
<Annik> There was no semen, lol. Jumping to conclusions.
<camus> riiiiiiiight
<Annik> Did I seem to be gone that long?
<Ryft> No semen? What, are you incompetent?
<camus> lol
<Annik> That's for later.
<Ryft> Incompetence is for later. Roger.
<Annik> Fuck yoooou.
<Ryft> :D
<Annik> What if I had been helping with dishes or getting Hovik a drink? Y'alls perverts.
<Annik> You guys don't know WHAT I was doing.
<jackman> any woman who could blow a pickle AND make a sandwich - i'm buyin a ring
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<Hovik> Just got blown! *e-five to all present*
* Hovik ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
<Annik> ...
<Annik> Welp.
<jackman> so much for that annik
<Annik> ... Brb
<jackman> again? he's a rabbit
<camus> he's a trooper
<jackman> apparently so is she
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