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Creationism = Pure Freaking Magic
May 27, 2012 at 6:02 pm
creationism is just pure freaking magic, if God created everything and spoke everything into existence what did he say, hocuss pocuss, expeto protrunum, abracadabra and wish on a star. God is a Wizard or Sorcerer, wait a sec shouldn't we burn those?
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Know more about the world than I knew yesterday and lessen the suffering of others. You'd be surprised how far that gets you' - Neil deGrasse Tyson
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RE: Creationism = Pure Freaking Magic
May 27, 2012 at 6:27 pm
(May 27, 2012 at 6:18 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Well.....good question but
Genesis 1
Quote:31 God saw all that he had made, and it was very good.
Yet, apparently this heavenly fuckup did such a shitty job that a short time later he had to drown every fucking living thing.
Some "god."
yep and him/his son took three days to re spawn, come on seriously. All mighty my ass unless he got his with major lag.
"Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful" - Edward Gibbon (Offen misattributed to Lucius Annaeus Seneca or Seneca the Younger) (Thanks to apophenia for the correction)
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Know more about the world than I knew yesterday and lessen the suffering of others. You'd be surprised how far that gets you' - Neil deGrasse Tyson
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RE: Creationism = Pure Freaking Magic
May 27, 2012 at 6:30 pm
Apparently as 'god' aged he degenerated from a being who could drown the whole fucking world to a passive-aggressive little prick who can do no more than say "you just wait....when you die you'll burn for eternity."
What's truly amazing is that there are fuckwits who fall for such a ridiculous story.
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RE: Creationism = Pure Freaking Magic
May 27, 2012 at 6:36 pm
He has gone from the power of global genocide to appearing on a piece of toast. and all of Jesus's tricks can be done by Penn & Teller.
"Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful" - Edward Gibbon (Offen misattributed to Lucius Annaeus Seneca or Seneca the Younger) (Thanks to apophenia for the correction)
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Know more about the world than I knew yesterday and lessen the suffering of others. You'd be surprised how far that gets you' - Neil deGrasse Tyson
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RE: Creationism = Pure Freaking Magic
May 27, 2012 at 8:23 pm
I have a really great joke for you guys. Ready?
... The Bible.
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RE: Creationism = Pure Freaking Magic
May 27, 2012 at 9:18 pm
There's a Catholic priest, a paedophile and a rapist in a bar. He buys a drink.
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