Grant My Wish #2

[jonb]

I wish there were less drama here today.

granted
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMwAs7AZFuE
He promised less drama, you must have got it by now

I wish for some thing nice

[Cinjin]

I wish for some thing nice

Granted. You're given a beach picnic and a pretty sunset. All of which quickly come to an end when the sun goes down.

I wish to vacation in Europe for two weeks.

[Erinome]

Granted, but it's limited to Vatican City ONLY, and you have to dress like an altar boy.

I wish for rainy, cold weather.

[Cinjin]

I wish for rainy, cold weather.

Granted. Your employer forces you to move to Vancouver, Canada.


I wish my penis wasn't so enormous.

[Erinome]

Granted, but now you have a period. Congrats!

I wish I had a penis.

[Darth]

Granted, enjoy your genuine meat-based food product ™.

I wish that mtv would go out of business.

[Erinome]

Granted, but they've been taken over by Fox News, and now it's all Glen Beck, all the time!

I wish I had an ice cream sundae.

[Annik]

Granted, but it's the sundae from that one episode of Spongebob that have him horrible breath.

I wish I had an unlimited food budget for restaurants and groceries stores of my choosing.

[Erinome]

Granted, but everything you eat tastes like curdled milk.

I wish I could fly.

[Erfalion]

Granted, but you accidentally fly into a plane.

I wish I could defy gravity.