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Grant My Wish #2

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Grant My Wish #2
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
August 2, 2012 at 10:00 pm
(August 2, 2012 at 8:12 pm)catfish Wrote:
(August 2, 2012 at 7:59 pm)liam Wrote: wish granted, I spend a day as a swan, going round fucking the lady-swans on camera for bigwetbeaks.com. odd wish.

I wish the person posting after me was a christian fundamentalist.

Granted, but now my mind is limited to the mentality of liam...

Duh, duh duh duh duh...

How incredibly witty of you.
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
August 3, 2012 at 2:59 am (This post was last modified: August 3, 2012 at 3:12 am by catfish.)
(August 2, 2012 at 9:05 pm)KnockEmOuttt Wrote: Granted, but you aren't allowed anywhere without an aide.

I wish to direct an award winning porn flick about a gang bang between Mary Magdelene and the 12 apostles.

Granted, but the group who had the gangbang between Mary and the 12 apostles really wished that Mary and the 12 were involved instead of just on the outskirts of the midget-based porno.

I wish for whirled peas.
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
August 5, 2012 at 4:25 am
(August 2, 2012 at 10:00 pm)RaphielDrake Wrote: By any chance are you still in high school and wondering why your big boy hair hasn't appeared yet?

Granted, but now every second of your life is devoted to voicing your fantasies about me.

I wish RD would keep his sexual preferences to himself.
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#344
RE: Grant My Wish #2
August 5, 2012 at 7:24 am
(August 5, 2012 at 4:25 am)catfish Wrote: Granted, but now every second of your life is devoted to voicing your fantasies about me.

I wish RD would keep his sexual preferences to himself.

Granted, but now the rumors of yours are all over the tabloids.

I wish I had the ability to regenerate my body when mortally wounded or terminally ill. 13 times is a good limit. Big Grin
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
August 5, 2012 at 7:31 am
Granted, but you fall into the generator at a power plant and as soon as you regenerate, you are wounded again. Thus spending an eternity in excruciating pain.

I wish that the suppression of free energy was just a conspiracy theory.
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
August 5, 2012 at 7:54 am
(August 5, 2012 at 7:31 am)catfish Wrote: I wish that the suppression of free energy was just a conspiracy theory.

Granted, thanks to you there is now no future hope of free reusable energy. Thanks for screwing the human race.


I wish I had an M&M candy.
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August 5, 2012 at 8:04 am (This post was last modified: August 5, 2012 at 8:05 am by catfish.)
Granted, you had 1 piece of M&M candy, it was gone rather quickly...

I wish for perfect health (mental and physical) for the entire world of all living creatures.
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
August 5, 2012 at 8:12 am
(August 5, 2012 at 8:04 am)catfish Wrote: I wish for perfect health (mental and physical) for the entire world of all living creatures.

Granted, nearly every human being drops dead since they do not even come close to meeting the criteria of healthy living creature.

I wish I had asked for more M&Ms.
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
August 5, 2012 at 8:35 am
I gotta call you on that one. All living creatures were to obtain perfect health, so they would have met the criteria had you granted the wish.

Granted. You had three...

I wish Cinjin had a lifetime supply of M&M's
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
August 10, 2012 at 3:11 am
Granted -- Cinjin gets some M&M's before you run him over.

Wish you hadn't run him over.
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