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RE: Evolution/creation 2
August 6, 2012 at 11:46 pm
Drich,
Do you know what you get when you add bullshit (unsubstantiated claims) to existing bullshit? A bigger pile of bullshit.
Your expanation is more absurd than the original.
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RE: Evolution/creation 2
August 6, 2012 at 11:46 pm
(August 6, 2012 at 11:35 pm)Drich Wrote: The term 'monkey man' can easily be replaced with evolved homo sapiens if you had wished allowing one to move one to a more disputable point. However the trivial term here plays like a intentional blemish or intellectual trap 'catching' the lazy or weak arguments (usually based in personal attacks and/or general speculation as to the nature of the authors ability to think or reason) thus leaving that actual meat of the statement in tact and undisputed.
There was meat in the dish you served up? If so it was the most outstanding example of Nouvelle cuisine I have ever seen.
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RE: Evolution/creation 2
August 6, 2012 at 11:52 pm
(This post was last modified: August 6, 2012 at 11:55 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
I recall having been involved in the original round of laughing at this Drich. I offered some fairly easy ways to test your "theory", I'm guessing you declined, you haven't been back with any evidence since then.
lol, a "potshot at my faith". Thanks for the canned response random apologist number 6.
Let's explore something here. You feel that ToEbNS, and specifically our own evolution is so trivial...that you -personally- took it upon yourself to rewrite genesis. O-kay. So tell me, what was wrong with genesis, why did it need to have anything added to it, why was your knowledge or insight required?
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RE: Evolution/creation 2
August 7, 2012 at 12:37 am
Oh, Jesus, not this again.
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RE: Evolution/creation 2
August 7, 2012 at 4:01 am
so Adam and Eve were in the garden of eden for 4 billion years.
During this time life on earth began sans creator, and evolved, and eventually created a monkeyman(who incidentally look IDENTICAL to the ones that god created in his own image)
Your monkeyman is identical to A&E but dont have a soul
A&E are very naughty and get kicked out of eden after 4 billion years
Then what? They cross breed with monkeymen and populate the world with new monkey who now have souls, and this is the human race as we now see it?
Great theory mate. I'm in, where do I send my credit card details?
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RE: Evolution/creation 2
August 7, 2012 at 4:28 am
So what exactly is the difference between "Adam" and your "monkeymen". What does your "soul" add that doesn't exist naturally?
If evolution was already doing the job for God, why did he bother.
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RE: Evolution/creation 2
August 7, 2012 at 4:36 am
(This post was last modified: August 7, 2012 at 4:45 am by Whateverist.)
(August 6, 2012 at 11:12 pm)RaphielDrake Wrote: (August 6, 2012 at 11:08 pm)jonb Wrote: That would be me then.
You're kidding, thats your quote?
*You* used the term "monkey man"?
Am I misunderstanding this?
I mean for starters you know damn well the theory doesn't claim we evolved from monkeys. It claims we evolved from apes.
Personally I count slime mold as distant cousins.
(August 7, 2012 at 4:28 am)NoMoreFaith Wrote: So what exactly is the difference between "Adam" and your "monkeymen". What does your "soul" add that doesn't exist naturally?
If evolution was already doing the job for God, why did he bother.
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Seriously, you should peddle this idea to the Planet of the Apes franchise. I'll bet they'd like it.
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RE: Evolution/creation 2
August 7, 2012 at 4:58 am
Why did God set up this massive sideshow at the Garden of Eden and then get them to mix with a "mainstream" species? To me it sounds like you're claiming God wasn't responsible for evolution but evolution+ where the non-perfect human out of nowhere blends into evolution. That can only mean one thing--there should be evidence of when this species (i.e. those that came from the Garden) blended into the "mainstream" species. Got any fossils for us?
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RE: Evolution/creation 2
August 7, 2012 at 5:07 am
What the hell kind of creator are you peddling, Drinch? The hardware can evolve on its own but you don't get humanity from monkey stock without the jazzy soul app? That's just weird.
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RE: Evolution/creation 2
August 7, 2012 at 5:08 am
Amazing how evolution creating something identical to the image of god, purely by random mutation and natural selection
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