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How do you make the door to door religious people go away?
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 (September 12, 2012 at 1:49 pm)jonb Wrote: I think you may have left your hose on, that is a very wet yard. Nah, I have a river about 300 yards behind my place.
"How is it that a lame man does not annoy us while a lame mind does? Because a lame man recognizes that we are walking straight, while a lame mind says that it is we who are limping." - Pascal
I just ask them to show me in their book where the devil did anything more than just piss off god.
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
-- Homer Simpson God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion. -- Superintendent Chalmers Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things. -- Ned Flanders Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral. -- The Rev Lovejoy 
If you want to have fun with them, then by all means find all of the terrible bible verses that they were never taught in Sunday school, but since it seems you'd prefer to just be able to sleep in, I'd have to agree with the putting up of a sign.
However respectful or insulting it may be. Though the more insulting, the more inclined some of them may be to convert you. I'm not from the U.S. but I understand Texas to be pretty intense with its preaching through the streets. You could always not answer the door, hang that crucifix upside down on the front door, or rig up a 'Ferris Beuller' type of tape recording for when your doorbell rings 
Question every angle, Study every angle, Research every angle
 (September 9, 2012 at 6:47 am)downbeatplumb Wrote:(September 9, 2012 at 6:43 am)Darwinian Wrote: I usually wear my "There's probably no Jehovah, so go ahead and have that blood transfusion." t-shirt. There's a JW family near me, who's daughter went with a non JW, and they have basically shunned her. They picked an invisible, imaginary being over their own REAL physical flesh and blood. Normally I shoo JWs away, but if this particular family comes by, I can't wait to have them about it. Twats. No other word.
You are currently experiencing a lucky and very brief window of awareness, sandwiched in between two periods of timeless and utter nothingness. So why not make the most of it, and stop wasting your life away trying to convince other people that there is something else? The reality is obvious.
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