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Where and how did you lose your virginity?
#11
RE: Where and how did you lose your virginity?
It only counts if a girl is involved. Otherwise....whatever gets the job done.
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#12
RE: Where and how did you lose your virginity?
(December 4, 2012 at 9:29 pm)Minimalist Wrote: It only counts if a girl is involved. Otherwise....whatever gets the job done.

A Girl??! What about beanbags??
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#13
RE: Where and how did you lose your virginity?
I haven't lost it yet. Knowing me it will probably be in a stall at a Star Trek convention with a cosplay Andorian about 5 or more years from now.
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"The lord doesn't work in mysterious ways, but in ways that are indistinguishable from his nonexistence."
-- George Yorgo Veenhuyzen quoted by John W. Loftus in The End of Christianity (p. 103).
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#14
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(December 4, 2012 at 9:45 pm)teaearlgreyhot Wrote: I haven't lost it yet. Knowing me it will probably be in a stall at a Star Trek convention with a cosplay Andorian about 5 or more years from now.

Or you could take a trip to the Netherlands, where that kind of surgery is very cheap.
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#15
RE: Where and how did you lose your virginity?
"surgery"?
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#16
RE: Where and how did you lose your virginity?
lol false translation through dictionary.



and a freakish weird one.


edit:

false translation:

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#17
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(December 4, 2012 at 10:01 pm)The_Germans_are_coming Wrote: lol false translation through dictionary.



and a freakish weird one.

"condom"

*beep beep beep*

"bra"

*beep beep beep*

"scalpel"

...
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#18
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Mine is so classic it's pathetic. It was the aftermath of a wedding reception.


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#19
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(December 4, 2012 at 10:11 pm)apophenia Wrote:


Mine is so classic it's pathetic. It was the aftermath of a wedding reception.



Apophenia's shortest post ever. Let's give her a hand! Tongue
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#20
RE: Where and how did you lose your virginity?
I was 17 and lost my virginity to one of my mother's tennis friends.

I remember it was the Thursday before Christmas break in 1987 when I got home around 10pm from my job in the kitchen at a local hospital. I walk in to find my Mom and her friend cackling over, by count, a third bottle of wine. As I'm gorging on what was left of dinner that night, these two convince me to house-sit for Mom's friend over the weekend. The odd thing was that there were no pets involved and a demand that I actually stay on the premisies until Tuesday morning when I was to have my bottom wisdom teeth extracted (god forbid I could miss a couple days of school for invasive dental work). Twenty dollars a day was convincing understanding I was working for $3.90/hr (above minimum wage at the time).

I was having a blast, overcome by the faux emotions elicited by going to a home after work and having nobody to answer to; it was like having my own place. This came to an abrupt end when I got out of the shower Sunday afternoon...she was waiting in a 'teddy'. I learned more about sex in the next 36 hours than trial and error could ever teach.
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