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Where and how did you lose your virginity?

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Where and how did you lose your virginity?
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#41
RE: Where and how did you lose your virginity?
December 5, 2012 at 11:19 pm
The old dream comes again to me:
With May-night stars above,
We two sat under the linden-tree
And swore eternal love.

Again and again we plighted troth,
We chattered, and laughed, and kissed;
To make me well remember my oath
You gave me a bite on the wrist.

O darling with the eyes serene,
And with the teeth so white!
The vows were proper to the scene,
Superfluous was the bite.
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#42
RE: Where and how did you lose your virginity?
December 5, 2012 at 11:21 pm
I was 17 (two months shy of 18) and after many years of wondering what the phrase "when you are ready, you'll know" meant, I finally realized what it was all about. I yearned to get laid and I was merely horny and not scared anymore. So me an my bf (the one I had back then) did the deed. It was mighty fun! Big Grin
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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#43
RE: Where and how did you lose your virginity?
December 6, 2012 at 1:13 am (This post was last modified: December 6, 2012 at 1:27 am by Violet.)
(December 5, 2012 at 5:28 pm)binny Wrote: I'm still a virgin.

Omg, welcome back! Big Grin

It's been... gods, but it does feel like years.
(December 5, 2012 at 4:56 pm)Aegrus Wrote: I'll let you know when it happens. Given that I'm unlovable, it'll probably be the result of a prostitute. Tongue

Do the prostitute a favor and go for it Wink

Nothing easier than a virgin, you get to relax into vanilla, and they have no idea how little the sex is worth and can be overcharged significantly Smile

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQlIhraqL7o

^Obligatory since nobody else has posted it yet, and it's applicable.
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Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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#44
RE: Where and how did you lose your virginity?
December 6, 2012 at 3:32 am
15 years old, with my high school sweetheart, in her bed. She was far more experienced than me. I'll leave it at that. Big Grin
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#45
RE: Where and how did you lose your virginity?
December 9, 2012 at 3:26 am
What is this thing you call 'sex'?
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#46
RE: Where and how did you lose your virginity?
December 10, 2012 at 11:12 am
I was 17, on a couch with my boyfriend at the time, and it hurt.
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#47
RE: Where and how did you lose your virginity?
December 10, 2012 at 11:48 am
After Homecoming when I was 16 and it was dismally anti-climatic. Everyone makes a big fuss, and it was just kinda "meh".

Things got a lot better after I dumped that guy and found someone willing to experiment more. Things got WAY better after I was introduced to BDSM.
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#48
RE: Where and how did you lose your virginity?
December 10, 2012 at 12:00 pm
I've never been into BDSM sort of stuff. What is it like?
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#49
RE: Where and how did you lose your virginity?
December 10, 2012 at 12:14 pm
Short answer: awesome

Long answer: I'm working on a write-up for the SFW portion of the forum, and we have a couple threads for it in Area 69 for the less than safe for work stuff.
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#50
RE: Where and how did you lose your virginity?
December 10, 2012 at 12:45 pm
long time ago. with a female and her vagina.
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