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When do you plan to Convert to Christanity?

Poll: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity?
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When do you plan to Convert to Christanity?
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RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity?
February 2, 2013 at 8:45 pm
(February 2, 2013 at 8:40 pm)fr0d0 Wrote:
(February 2, 2013 at 8:23 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Can you guys knock it off with the prophecy stuff? That job's taken already!
Cat and I knew you'd say that. You're just boring is now

I knew one of you would say that. It's my job to bore you.
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Re: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity?
February 2, 2013 at 9:18 pm
Kudos preacher! You have the gift too! Praise the Lord!
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RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity?
February 3, 2013 at 2:22 am



Bloody hell. There's not a dozen Christian's on this forum, yet they zero in on each other like heat seeking missiles, guided by the merest whiff of doctrinal difference.


Anyway, back to the OP. I was wondering if I could convert for like three months out of the year, and be my usual heathen self for the other nine? That way, during the deepest, darkest months of winter when I'm too depressed to stir, I could sit on my lotto ticket to heaven. Then during the other nine months I could enjoy raping, murdering and eating babies free of any kind of inhibiting conscience.


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RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity?
February 3, 2013 at 4:44 am
You know what a conscience is? Wow...
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February 3, 2013 at 4:50 am
(February 3, 2013 at 2:22 am)apophenia Wrote: doctrinal difference.
lol. There'd have to be a doctrine first, not some kid with some strange ideas and a list of oh no, contradictions in the Bible. No one ever said that before.
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RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity?
February 3, 2013 at 4:53 am (This post was last modified: February 3, 2013 at 4:53 am by catfish.)
You still here? I thought you had business to attend to?
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RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity?
February 3, 2013 at 6:39 am (This post was last modified: February 3, 2013 at 7:09 am by catfish.)
http://atheistforums.org/thread-16878-po...#pid394988
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(January 29, 2013 at 9:02 am)catfish Wrote: And for the record, the OP is a stupid loaded question and there's no way in Hades I'm going to convert to some bastardised, paganised, exclusionary, divisive POS belief system that's being passed off as "Christianity".
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(January 28, 2013 at 11:51 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Arguesw
Yes, if you happen to be on staff and the poll choices insufficiently cover the possible answers. (Yes it was I who edited it.)

Where's the option for "I already am one"?
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If the option is there, I would vote for it.

I'm a Christian and proud of it!!!
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Re: RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity?
February 3, 2013 at 7:17 am
(February 3, 2013 at 6:39 am)catfish Wrote: I'm a Christian and proud of it!!!
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It's a Christian Jim, but not as we know it
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RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity?
February 3, 2013 at 7:31 am
Prove it.
Use your Holy Spirit to guide you.
Use your lies to guide you.

For fuck's sake though, don't use your brain...
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Re: RE: When do you plan to Convert to Christanity?
February 3, 2013 at 7:33 am (This post was last modified: February 3, 2013 at 7:35 am by fr0d0.)
(February 3, 2013 at 7:31 am)catfish Wrote: Prove it.
A Christian would know that only God knows what they believe. Humans can't know.
That you keep requesting that is kinda revealing.

A Christian should also know that they are challenged to question all things. Yet you seem to have a problem with being questioned.
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