Jesus - miracles = 0

[Cyberman]

Ken Humphreys nails it again:

[Minimalist]

Jesus minus the magic tricks is nothing.

As always, good work by Ken.

[Drich]

Jesus minus the magic tricks is nothing.

Come up with that yourself did you?

Jesus Minus the God parts= a regular guy. Wow! You haven't Been A/S/K-ing have you? Because to come up with a revelation that paralells the bible like that.. It's almost like a work of the Spirit.

http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?sea...ersion=NIV

Becareful minnie, you might accidently find yourself redeemed, despite yourself.

[Phish]

How did jesus preform miracles:

[Zen Badger]

Jesus minus the magic tricks is nothing.

Come up with that yourself did you?

Jesus Minus the God parts= a regular guy. Wow! You haven't Been A/S/K-ing have you? Because to come up with a revelation that paralells the bible like that.. It's almost like a work of the Spirit.

http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?sea...ersion=NIV

Becareful minnie, you might accidently find yourself redeemed, despite yourself.

Wow, alll those words..... and no actual meaning.

Nice work D

[Confused Ape]

Why would anyone drop everything to follow someone who could have thought he was the Messiah? Why did the Heaven's Gate cult members drop everything to follow Marshall Applewhite (1931–1997) and Bonnie Nettles (1927–1985) who claimed they were extra terrestial walkins?

Heaven's Gate Religious Cult

Group members gave up their material possessions and lived a highly ascetic life devoid of many indulgences. The group was tightly knit and everything was shared communally. Seven of the male members of the group, including Applewhite, voluntarily underwent castration in Mexico as an extreme means of maintaining the ascetic lifestyle.[10]

On March 26, 1997, police discovered the bodies of 39 members of the group who had committed suicide[2] in order to reach what they believed was an alien space craft following the Comet Hale–Bopp, which was at its brightest.[3]

It doesn't take miracles to make people follow cult leaders - it just needs stupidity.

PS: Meet Jesus and Mary Magdalene in their new incarnations out in Australia.

His sister is just one of the estimated 30 to 40 supporters from across the country who have packed up their lives and followed Miller to Wilkesdale.

PPS: I'm sure that everyone will be delighted to know that Jesus has now got his own website. Divine Truth You'll have to click on the About Us link to get to the page I've taken quotes from.

My name then was Yeshua ben Yosef, or the Jesus of the Bible, the son of Joseph and Mary. Mary's name then was Mary of Magdala, the woman identified in the Bible as Mary Magdalene. Mary was my wife then, and the first person I appeared to after I was crucified.

In the early 20th century, myself and many other Celestial Angels, and spirits on other paths of spiritual progression, managed to convey many of the Truths to a man named James Padgett. We expected that these Truths would grow on earth once Padgett received these Truths, but unfortunately, no-one really fully understood the message that was given. In addition, Mary, myself, and some other spirits by the late 20th century had found a way to return to earth to demonstrate these Truths, along with many more Truths obtained over 2000 years of spiritual progression. So, in the later half of the 20th century, 7 soul pairs, or 14 people, made plans to return to earth and teach the Divine Truth again.

[Cyberman]

Come up with that yourself did you?

Jesus Minus the God parts= a regular guy. Wow! You haven't Been A/S/K-ing have you? Because to come up with a revelation that paralells the bible like that.. It's almost like a work of the Spirit.

http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?sea...ersion=NIV

Becareful minnie, you might accidently find yourself redeemed, despite yourself.

Wow, alll those words..... and no actual meaning.

Nice work D

Not to mention skating painfully close to the no preaching line. But Drich wouldn't be so dumb; would he?

As for the equation: was "Jesus minus the magic tricks is nothing" too uncomfortable that you, Drich, reinterpreted it as "Jesus Minus the God parts= a regular guy"? One of those things is not like the other - can you spot which and why?

[catfish]

One of those things is not like the other - can you spot which and why?

Yes, because I can read...
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[Minimalist]

There had to be hundreds of dumb fucks named "jesus" in first century Palestine. Your boy could have been shoveling camel shit on the carvan routes for all you know, Drippy.


In any case, he didn't come back from the fucking dead which makes your religion somewhat academic.

[Drich]

There had to be hundreds of dumb fucks named "jesus" in first century Palestine. Your boy could have been shoveling camel shit on the carvan routes for all you know, Drippy.


In any case, he didn't come back from the fucking dead which makes your religion somewhat academic.

Actually the Name was Yeshua which we directly translate into Joshua, and yes it was a common name.. Oh and we do know He was a labor for the greek word their is Tekton, which can mean carpenter, but it is also used to describe any other labor as well. As such i am sure he shoveled his sare of camel poop.

http://jesusisajew.org/YESHUA.php