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Jesus - miracles = 0
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Ken Humphreys nails it again:
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
Jesus minus the magic tricks is nothing.
As always, good work by Ken.    ![[Image: mybannerglitter06eee094.gif]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=i118.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fo112%2Fpussinboots_photos%2FBikes%2Fmybannerglitter06eee094.gif) If you're not supposed to ride faster than your guardian angel can fly then mine had better get a bloody SR-71.  RE: Jesus - miracles = 0
February 10, 2013 at 9:34 am
(This post was last modified: February 10, 2013 at 10:31 am by Confused Ape.)
 Where are the snake and mushroom smilies?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
There had to be hundreds of dumb fucks named "jesus" in first century Palestine. Your boy could have been shoveling camel shit on the carvan routes for all you know, Drippy.
In any case, he didn't come back from the fucking dead which makes your religion somewhat academic. |
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