Equal marriage for all?

[The Grand Nudger]

Then I'm willing to call her a female- if she went through that sort of trouble. Unless he just wanted to be a eunuch, in which case, I say more power to him - less penis in the total pool of all the penis.

[thesummerqueen]

It's sometimes a struggle to remember that not everyone knows the Hang Out jokes we made so long ago on those nights we stayed up till 1, 2,3, or 6 AM discussing everything and the number 42.

[A_Nony_Mouse]

Perhaps I falsely assume you wouldn't think I was stupid enough to use a fake picture when my screenname is so intrinsically linked to my real name (not that you would know this off the bat), and since you were so quick to point out to Love how easy it is to google things/people anymore... [shrugs]

I have exchanged posts with many women all of whom were far from stupid who did not use their real picture. As I have no idea of your real name I do not see the point. Usually their concern was for strangers knocking at their door.

A real name without a location is hardly of value save for a very unusual name or a very small community. With my name I am incredibly easy to find among the entire human population. Were it Smith the correct city block might not be narrow enough.

You don't have to take it at face value, I'm just saying it's there. Once or twice on this forum I've had theists try to hand my ass to me saying I depended on my avatar to get me what I wanted (presumably what I wanted in their minds was "being right," and presumably the comments made because they found it attractive enough to get pissy about it), so judgments based on it always make me chuckle. Originally, I believe, all I claimed was that I was white in addition to making a white joke, not that I was female. But once you brought up, it was too good a chance not to make an oft repeated joke directed at Rhythm.

Machts sense that way.

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I maintain as an objective and absolute truth, Nony, that there are no females on the internet.

After about a year into my long ended foray into IRC porn I woke up to hear a voice in my ear telling me exactly that.

OTOH I met two of my live-ins on the internet (BBS really) before that.

I can see why schizophrenics with full time voices have problems with reality.

[thesummerqueen]

[quirks smile] I have a pretty unusual last name and I fucking hate it because it's nine letters long and no one can spell it. I sometimes wish I could go by my mother's "Smith" maiden name of "Cohen".

[A_Nony_Mouse]

"Proof of Pussy", usually.

Thank you. I kept trying to work in the long defunct 'point of presence' term.

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I maintain as an objective and absolute truth, Nony, that there are no females on the internet. Digital unicorns. The only evidence to the contrary that I will consider if anyone wishes to claim to be a female is positive evidence of the absence of penis, PoP (or other acronyms), for short.

What if a guy had his removed? That'd still leave you in the dark.

But what if he had just loaned it out for Halloween or something like that?

[frz]

But what if he had just loaned it out for Halloween or something like that?

that would of the proof you need. All's fair on Halloween, that holiest of holy days.

[A_Nony_Mouse]

[quirks smile] I have a pretty unusual last name and I fucking hate it because it's nine letters long and no one can spell it. I sometimes wish I could go by my mother's "Smith" maiden name of "Cohen".

The good news is your name is not Sherbatsky else you would be a Canadian. (Spelling of Sherbatsky courtesy of IMDB.)

Mine is only five letters but no one can pronounce it but it is such a common name in other spellings. It is even related to MacGuyver and Sir Gawain.

Cohen isn't that bad. Instead of Hacohen you could be Hercohen or even Harkonnen. Herbert borrowed so much.

[popeyespappy]

But but but... What about the goat fuckers? Shouldn't they be allowed to marry their sheeple too?

[A_Nony_Mouse]

But what if he had just loaned it out for Halloween or something like that?

that would of the proof you need. All's fair on Halloween, that holiest of holy days.

The night of the dead. But one has to borrow a holiday to make it complete. And guys aren't careful about camel toes.

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But but but... What about the goat fuckers? Shouldn't they be allowed to marry their sheeple too?

As long as the sheeple consent I don't see a problem. I do not support forcing them into loveless marriages.

[popeyespappy]

No age restrictions? Are we going to allow pedozoosexuals?


Hmm... Kinda puts a whole new spin on Pedobear.