Astrology challange.

[Joel]

Whipped this up real quick for you.

[My imaginary friend is GOD]

Whipped this up real quick for you.

Why is the bullshit blue?

[Joel]

Whipped this up real quick for you.

Why is the bullshit blue?

I was going to add it to the end of this: http://www.psychicguild.com/horoscopes_explained.php
Edit: Updated it.

[The Grand Nudger]

I couldn't help myself - I wanted to see what all the new buzzwords are in the astrology camp...but once I ran it through..I could get no farther....if one line could fuck it up (the whole thing was soup sandwich...but this stood out) this was it-

"Don't be so envious of those who are more aggressive than you -- your gentle charity and true humility are indeed wonderful gifts."

Yeah, I gotta check that envy of those more aggressive...and I know that the magical thinkers on this board can tell anyone all about my gentle charity and true humility.........

[Ryantology]

I need your exact birth day time even hours and minutes, city were you born.
Ill provide in detail persons character strong and weak sides and more.
Im serious, so please write real data.

I'll bite. Let's see what you've got.

I was born on the 23rd of July, a Friday, 1982, at 8:04 pm in Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania.

I have a condition, however: you don't get to make a few vague statements and call the whole exercise a success just because you happen to get a few right by coincidence or inference from whatever details you can find about me. I want exact details about myself and my character, and if a single detail is incorrect, then I declare the entire thing bogus. Nothing short of a finely-detailed and flawless assessment would ever lead me to consider attributing even the slightest credibility to Astrology. I promise to reply honestly to your assessments.

Better yet, we could make this a double-blind experiment. We could agree, beforehand, on the specific character attributes you will determine using astrological methods. I can write down, in detail, my self-assessment and give it to a volunteer, which would remove the threat of my responses being tailored to your results. If the level of detail you provide is significantly less than what I provide (and, for the sake of my privacy, I would not go overboard), the results will not be valid.

[purplepurpose]

I'll use russian site that is my language and gather the best data I can get.
Ryantology ill do my best.

[A_Nony_Mouse]

Astrology. Thanks ill fix it.
Astrology was 99% right when I found what it says about my character.

You are making these claims and you did not know that?

Is this some elaborate joke? It is almost impossible for anyone not to know the difference in names particularly after learning the BS you imply you have learned from your offer.

At the moment there is no explaining what you are or what you are doing here.

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What are you afraid of?
In one hour in city, especially in large one many children are born.

If some one too want to know their character fully, ill help.
It helped me, might help you to.

I see. A gullible Taurus.

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The planets in the signs

The position of the planets in the signs of the Zodiac has an influence on the character of the individual and these influences form a large part of the individual psyche.

Sun in Cancer
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You actually paid for that program?

[KichigaiNeko]

According to astrology I am every one of them.



knew I was weird.

[Kayenneh]

So, I humored you. And whaddayaknow, it was almost all bullshit!

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She is independent, autonomous, emancipated and has progressive ideas. - Sure, I'll bite.

Weaknesses: an unusual, rebellious and revolutionary spirit. - And that's a weakness..?

Sweetness itself. Convinced of their ideas and strong-willed. She is foresighted and willful. She knows how to trust. She appreciates all the good things in Life. She likes and protects Nature. -Sweet and trustful? Nope.

Weaknesses: excesses in pleasure, laziness, sensuality, thoughtlessness. - Still, that's weaknesses?

Reflective, deep thinker: a fine and vivacious mind. Undertakes lengthy studies or, if circumstances do not allow, will teach herself. A rational person. - Undertakes lengthy studies? Nah, it was said right above that I'm lazy!

Weaknesses: rancor, coldness, malice, and often a pessimist. - None of these fit.

She likes flowery language: she is very sensitive and detests anything vulgar. She appreciates independence in love, but idealizes and embellishes it. She likes to please and will do whatever is necessary for this. While always being frank, she is not always faithful. - I adore vulgarity! And the rest is bullshit too.

Weaknesses: she is unfaithful, because she likes above all to please and will follow through to the end of any adventure that arises. Does not like barriers, likes liberty of action and does not like to account to anyone. - Wrong, wrong, wrong.

She is a choleric type, loud-mouthed. She is masterful, dominates and imposes herself forcefully. She carries on to the end of a goal, achieves it and undertakes another action with the same strong will and enthusiasm. - Nope.

Weaknesses: she is tenacious and stubborn. The rages, which are usually restricted to words, are frightening. - I'm stubborn, but I'm not prone to raging.

She likes the good things in Life and knows how to profit from them. A high liver, but perhaps a little too greedy. She controls and administers her affairs, money well. - Tell that to my bank account!

Weaknesses: she is a little too obsessed by increasing her material possessions, money. Has too great a desire to possess, to be powerful. - Nothing here fits.

She is scrupulous, honest, correct, worthy and respectable. - Only at work.

Weaknesses: melancholy, sullenness, disappointment and bitterness. - Depression..?

A great battler. She has so much power, that one thinks nothing can defeat her. Her mission in society, in the world means everything to her. - Really..?

She is discerning, wise and sensible. - Now finally a sentence I like!

Great sexual activity. - Hah! I haven't gotten laid in 6 months!

She has a good education, a solid grasp of facts. Socially successful, she wants to be known. She has a strong influence on her circle. - This has to do with me being born in Finland, not under some obscure planet movements.

Marriage is very important for her, for better and for worse. Cannot stand being alone. Likes business relationships. - Wrong. I love being alone and marriage don't mean squat to me.

Deep studies. Adaptable. She is attracted to the Arts/letters. She knows how to share ideas. Moves around a lot professionally. She can easily keep many irons in the fire at the same time. - Nah, not really.

Likes everything that is beautiful, likes decorum. Outstanding intelligence. She works in a trade linked to beauty, fashion. Numerous select friends. - First two statements are true (duh!). I work mostly with medicine and I have a few selected friends.

She works with great pleasure and flat out but meets with problems at work, where professional rivalry blocks her ideas and enjoyment. - Wrong. I have the best workplace ever with supporting coworkers and boss.

She makes a good marriage, with a useful partner who helps to bring success if only by his advice. She never goes outside the bounds of legality. - And here I thought I was unfaithful..

If she is rich, will always give the impression of being in financial difficulties. If she is broke, she gives the same impression - this time with reason. She has difficulty earning money: her work is tiresome and laborious. - Wrong. I love my work and to work.

She has a lot of flair. She is unreliable at work, always ready for change. She must have an out-of-the-ordinary job, in which case all goes well: otherwise, she will often change jobs and will have financial problems. - Wrong. I'm really reliable and take my job seriously.

She develops her \"brilliant\" but questionable ideas to earn money. - Where's my munny?!

Emotional life certainly very changeable. Lovers will come and go, and then come back again. Sexuality is very important for her, for her stability. - Wrong. I'm very emotionally stable.

Social success in one of the professions or in an import/export company dealing regularly with foreign countries. - Eh, what?

Nothing is left to chance, everything is calculated, dissected slowly and methodically, twice rather than once, in peace and quiet by herself. She is introverted, and doesn't speak about her plans until they are underway. - Introverted, sure. Calculating? Not so much.

She is very susceptible to the mood of those around her. A hard difficult upbringing can mark her for life. When a child, has to be protected, given confidence. - I had in fact a very easy upbringing.

Full of initiative. Things are done to the full, with energy, vigor and strength of purpose: It is the same with love life. Children will be hardy and rarely ill. - Riiight..

Completely trusted at work. Knows how to keep a secret and is of irreproachable honesty. Weak point: the throat. - First and second part true (though above it was said that I'm not trustworthy at work). And every human being's weak point is the throat!

Marries for love but also well financially. A peaceful union even if exchange of ideas isn't always smooth. - Yeah, because my bf is sooooo rich..

If she is a writer, a painter or involved in another of the Arts, and if fame doesn't come when living, then it will come posthumously. Small inheritance from near relations. Take care of the lungs - if a smoker, then it is advisable to stop. - Bullshit.

Fertile imagination. She is easily influenced. Likes travel, especially cruises. - I detest cruises!

All medical, paramedic or social work are recommended. - Good, so I'm all set then, though I should be working in fashion.

Looks for friends among \"well-placed\" people, artists known even regionally, influential people in society, the social or political world, likes high class evenings. - Bullshit.

Work in the police field, likes investigating other people's private lives. - I have no interest in that whatsoever.

She is frank, honest, optimistic and generous. She likes good cooking, her comforts. Her friendships are sincere. She is a worker and knows how to surround herself with the right people: she is appreciated at work. - First piece of "information" that describes me accurately.

Her plans are realized in a methodical fashion, she works hard to achieve success. - Wrong.

She knows how to be on top of the situation. She perseveres, is determined but ingenious and original. She is very practical. She proceeds slowly, but is always bound to achieve her objectives in the end. - Wrong.

She is violent, brutal, irascible and succeeds in crushing others, without giving it a thought. - Wrong.

She has good judgement, a good memory. She is intelligent, imaginative, vivacious and develops all through life. She speaks easily. She has an aptitude for learning foreign languages. - True.

She is intelligent, has big ideas: she is tolerant and has a strong sense of justice. She has good judgement, good sense and has her feet on the ground. She has the \"gift of the gab\", and likes to speak, she also likes literature. She is erudite and will normally be successful socially. - Somewhat true.

She is quarrelsome, critical and violent. Her success is obtained by dubious means. - Nope.

She is negligent, spendthrift. She goes to excesses of all sorts. She is proud and arrogant, and considers herself much superior to others. - Nope.

She has will-power and ambition, and likes to have her own way. - Nope.

She is energetic and determined. She has strength and resistance, ability and patience: she is tough, and sometimes insensitive, and puts all her energy and talents into overcoming all the obstacles to her success. She is obstinate, calculating, does not take on anything without having thought of all the possible consequences, she can take all the time in the world and never loses patience to achieve her objectives. She is not particularly popular in her circle, but is feared and respected. - Nope.

While she is passionate, she likes carnal desires and voluptuousness above all. She goes to excess, is unfaithful and often unsatisfied. Serious family quarrels in view. - Nope.

Her feelings are dominated by wisdom and geared towards the ideal. She likes water, sea voyages. She likes odd people. -True.

She goes to excess in her pleasures, frequents doubtful company. She lacks good taste. She is very spendthrift, but spreads her money around her circle. Her friends are more self-interested than sincere. - Nope.

She is serious, sober, thoughtful, pays attention to detail. She likes to be with older people. - True.

She has strange relationships. She is easily influenced, very sensitive and emotional. - False.

She perseveres, achieves her projects through hard work. - False.

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[Jackalope]

So, Kay... What you're saying is Astrology worked for you as stunningly well for you as it did for me?

I'm a believer now.